recently added to okcupid
Recently added to my okcupid profile, due to a large number of messages that range from mildly off-putting to stalkerish:
"Also: I have an unshakable bias against being attracted to playtrons. I'm sorry. I know it's unfair, but if one of your profile pictures is you as a playtron, I'm probably going to have an instinctual "bleeech" reaction. This is probably a result of the extremely large quantity of gross, gross, creepy audience members and customers who have drunkenly, unwelcomely hit on the singer/bellydancer/waitress over the years. It takes an exceptionally high level of hot/sober/witty/not-creepy to overcome the heebie-jeebies I get when you approach me in the context of an audience member or bar customer.
And if you are wearing stretch velour for any purpose other than the gay pride parade in one of your profile pictures, thank you very much for coming to my show, please tip me and enjoy the rest of your day."
I mean, if you are wearing stretch velour FOR the gay pride parade, that's actually probably pretty hot.
"Also: I have an unshakable bias against being attracted to playtrons. I'm sorry. I know it's unfair, but if one of your profile pictures is you as a playtron, I'm probably going to have an instinctual "bleeech" reaction. This is probably a result of the extremely large quantity of gross, gross, creepy audience members and customers who have drunkenly, unwelcomely hit on the singer/bellydancer/waitress over the years. It takes an exceptionally high level of hot/sober/witty/not-creepy to overcome the heebie-jeebies I get when you approach me in the context of an audience member or bar customer.
And if you are wearing stretch velour for any purpose other than the gay pride parade in one of your profile pictures, thank you very much for coming to my show, please tip me and enjoy the rest of your day."
I mean, if you are wearing stretch velour FOR the gay pride parade, that's actually probably pretty hot.