Death at work...or...Work is death

Mar 28, 2005 21:16

I think I hate MIB more than Jimmy now. Im just so sick and tired of doing all of these monotonous activites there and the people just seem to be like "Whatever". Im so sick of the STUPID PEOPLE WORKING THERE! I would name some STUPID PEOPLE, but I wont... not yet anyway. Then there are the ANNOYING PEOPLE who are sometimes also STUPID PEOPLE! This is mostly why I want to leave because of these people and the boringness of this repetitive atraction.
The ONLY reason why I am still there is because I need to work and This is one of the few jobs that I can work around my school schedule with. Its Universal in general. I hate it. And wardrobe gave me a GIRLS SHIRT 2 DAYS IN A ROW, and AFTER I told them DO NOT GIVE ME A GIRLS SHIRT!

I just took an Online Mid-Term and got 184 out of 200 right. I had 400 minutes for it, 200 questions, I could use my book, and I got a 92%. Needless to say there will be some arguing in class the next few days about stupid questions.

Im going to steal Jimmy's "Death by MIB seatbelt" drawings and add some more to it story wise, because I cant draw as great as him... (You will not get this if you dont work at MIB)

While being drug around the track with the seatbelt around the neck, there are all of the regular MIB customers on the opposite car (That old krazy lady, the Painter and his wife, Pat and his sons) and Nobody on the car that you are on. The people in the other car starts to shoot at your car; your car spins around about 1538 times with you being electrocuted every time you go over the BUS-BAR. During all of this you notice a wallet and cell phone on the track, so you reach for it and grab them both. Then you enter 'The Big Bug' and start spinning some more, and with all of the water and moister in that area, you slip away from the seatbelt that was around your neck. Unfortunatly you get ZAPPED onto the other car and eventually run upto Unload. At this point you are Dead and Fried like a Chicken. The guy who lost his wallet and phone is there and he takes them from you and says "THANK YOU". The Unload attendant see's you, and dispatches you into the buffer, then pushes the Station Stop Button and He/She gets in trouble and gets a slap on the wrist. Then everyone forgets about you and you get eaten by aliens. The End.
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