Dear Mrs. McCoy,
Title: Dear Mrs. McCoy,
Author: jessofthebugs
Disclaimer: O, I have bought the mansion of a love, /But not posess'd it.
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Jo/Savas
Rating: All Ages
Type: Series #20/? of the Dear Daddy series
Warnings: Just a little cussin'
Word Count: ~2100
Summary and Notes: Jo is a 'special child' who needs 'extra attention.' Also, grownups are illogical. Archived at awfully_clever
I have the best readers in the Universe. I thank my deity of choice for the internet just about every day and I just now hugged my laptop. It ain't logical but there it is. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I freakin' love you guys like Kirk loves ice cream, like Savas loves mac & cheese, like Bones loves bourbon, like Scotty loves sammiches, like Chekov loves math, like Sulu loves plants.
Yeah, it's like that. I could go on, but I won't.
♥-J
Dear Mrs. McCoy,
Thank you for your interest in the Cerberus Language Immersion Program at Cerberus College. We offer a variety of language programs, including English, Vulcan, Andorian, Tellarite, and Spanish and wherever possible, we have employed native speakers in order to give your child the ultimate language experience. In addition, your child will also learn about the culture and customs of the society they wish to study under the constant supervision of our highly trained instructors. Our graduates have gone on to become UFP representatives, translators, and even ambassadors! Universal translators are flawed and do not always accurately convey nuances of meaning. Why rely on imperfect technology that can break? Instead, learn the language, know the people.
We have enclosed a virtual tour of our campus, situated in the midst of the temperate zone of pastoral Cerberus II, a self-sufficient Federation colony, population approx. 10,000. Founded by noted philanthropist, Mr. Carter Winston in 2240, C.C. has offered excellence in linguistics for almost twenty years! Scholarships are available to qualified students on a first come, first serve basis. We hope you find the enclosed information informative and should you have any questions, please direct them to:
Admissions.CLIP@CC.cer.fed Frequency CCX-4523.9
Again, thank you,
-Michael A. Jamison
Director of Admissions, Cerberus College
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Dear Mrs. McCoy,
I'm enjoying having Joanna in my class. She's a very bright child, and tests extremely well. She chooses books to read that are way above her grade-level and can handle just about any math problem I give her. However, I'm concerned about the way in which she interacts with the other children. She seems socially stunted and a bit withdrawn, sometimes spending the entire recess period sitting by herself. I've spoken to Mary Cosgrove in the Special Development department and we want to do whatever we can to help Joanna reach her full potential, but I fear that Peach Tree Elementary is ill-equipped to handle a special girl like Joanna. I'd like to set up a meeting with you and Mr. McCoy so that we can discuss this at length.
Sincerely,
-Mr. Lawrence A. Phillips
5th Grade, Peach Tree Elementary
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Dear Mr. Phillips,
You must be new. First of all, Jo's father and I have been divorced for four years, you can look it up in her records, you stupid carpetbagger sonofabitch. And there is no "Mr. McCoy." Dr. McCoy up and joined Starfleet, damn him. Secondly, she doesn't need to be in S-D. She's not mentally deficient and if you'd open your damn eyes, you'd see she's probably smarter than you and Mary Goddamn Cosgrove put together. Thirdly, you'll find that what she's doing now is far better than getting into fights nearly every day.
Sincerely,
-Ms. Jocelyn McCoy, but only because I haven't bothered to get the damned form signed
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Dear Mr. Phillips,
All the information you need should be stored in her student record, but I'll give you the Reader's Digest version as a courtesy. Jo's father and I have been divorced for four years and while he does have visitation rights, he's a Starfleet Officer and therefore off-planet most of the time, having been assigned to a five-year tour of duty. She's currently in counseling and if you would take a look at her records, you'll find that she's made quite a bit of progress in controlling her temper in the past few months. I feel that S-D is unnecessary and that she just needs a little time to adjust. I appreciate your concern, but Jo is perfectly capable of handling fifth grade.
Sincerely,
Ms. Jocelyn McCoy
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Dear Savas,
They're talkin' about me behind my back again, I can tell. I hate it when grownups talk behind my back. The other day, Luanne was teasing me about ever-damn little thing and it just built up in me so bad that I had to spend the whole entire recess meditating or else I was gonna lose all control of my emotions all over Luanne's dumb face. Then Mr. Phillips got this look on his face like I had some kind of psychological disorder or something. I finished my other books, so I think I'm going to read about psychology next, right after I finish The Art of War. I might just give the logic books another go, too. I think that maybe if you explain it to me, I can get it.
Well, anyway Mr. Phillips prolly thinks I'm crazy or somethin' 'cause he talked to Miss Mary in Special Development. That's where the kids with disabilities go. I used to think they were just dumb, but then I read a whole book on learning disorders. It was one of Daddy's and I read it because I thought maybe Luanne had one. I couldn't make a good diagnoses, though, 'cause how the hell am I gonna give a test to Luanne? Anyway, Miss Mary gave me the look. It's the same look my counselor used to give me before I decided to start doing things my way. It's the "you're special" and "ain't you precious" look. I hate that look. Now she just looks wore out all the time. She looks like Mama does when she don't get enough sleep - prolly got insomnia or somethin'.
Uncle Chris sent Mama some information on a language school where I could learn to speak Vulcan. I hope I get to go. It's six whole months away from Peach Tree and Luanne stinkin' Campbell and my stupid counselor and everything. I could actually get off of this stinkin' planet!
Live long and Prosper,
-Jo
Qd1-a4
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Dear Jo,
I do not always understand the logic of adults, nor do I assume their actions are logical. Perhaps they have information you do not, but... would it not be more logical to include you in conversations that involve your development? Is your instructor aware of your meditation habits? You are unusual among humans in that you choose to control your emotions in this way, a quality I find most admirable, but perhaps his ignorance is contributing to this difficulty.
I have been reading more about Georgia and am currently reviewing the climate and various types of habitat within this area. New Vulcan is very similar in temperature and humidity to that of Vulcan. You would find it quite dry, I think, given the humid subtropical nature of your home. The floral and faunal diversity of Georgia is quite high, as you are probably aware. Have you ever encountered Colinus virginianus? I believe it is also called a Northern bobwhite. I have read they have a most unusual call. I am fascinated with the diversity present in such a small area. Though I am more interested in the customs and culture of the people, the environment within which one lives is perhaps related to these customs. Is cold mint tea more often consumed in Georgia than in other places? I find its thermoregulatory properties quite satisfactory and think it would be useful in a subtropical environment.
English was very easy to learn, but I am told Vulcan is quite difficult. I am certain you will do well and I am willing, of course, to write to you either in Vulcan or in English, as is your preference.
Live long and prosper,
-Savas
Ng8-f6
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Dear Ms. McCoy,
Mr. Phillips and I spoke today and we feel that Joanna needs extra attention. She has been withdrawn lately and I'm not sure that's better than the fighting. I observed her at recess last week and what Mr. Phillips says is true. She doesn't play with the other children and when she does interact with them, she almost immediately retreats again and goes to sit by herself. In fact, just the other day, one of her classmates hit her and she hardly reacted at all. That's not the Joanna I've known since Kindergarten. She's such a smart girl and I'd hate to bump her back down to fourth grade, but I'm concerned about her social development.
You can forgive Mr. Phillips for not knowing about you and Dr. McCoy. He moved here from Chicago right at the beginning of the school year and he's still settling in. We're having a little barbecue for him this weekend at the church. You're welcome to come - and bring Joanna, too. We can talk then.
-Mrs. Mary Cosgrove
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Dear Ms. McCoy,
I will be taking a short leave of absence after my next session with Joanna for some much needed rest and to consult with some of my colleagues. I apologize for leaving at such a delicate time in her treatment, but I will be leaving her in the care of Dr. Caryn Johnson. She's a good counselor, very professional, and good with children. As always you have my comm frequency if there are any emergencies. I will return in about one month and we can continue our sessions then.
Sincerely
-Dr. Marina Amanin
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[Peach Tree Elementary Intranet Communication]
[From] Phillips, Lawrence A. 5th Grade
[To] Cosgrove, Mary Sue, S.D.
[Friday, 26 Aug. 2259 12:01PM]
Mary,
She was meditating.
-Lawrence.
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[Peach Tree Elementary Intranet Communication]
[From] Cosgrove, Mary Sue, S.D.
[To] Phillips, Lawrence A. 5th Grade
[Friday, 26 Aug. 2259 12:05PM]
What are you talking about?
-Miss Mary
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[Peach Tree Elementary Intranet Communication]
[From] Phillips, Lawrence A. 5th Grade
[To] Cosgrove, Mary Sue, S.D.
[Friday, 26 Aug. 2259 12:09PM]
The McCoy girl. She was meditating. She said it was her coping mechanism- her words, not mine. I'm reviewing her file now, while the kids are at lunch. Mary, have you seen this?! I didn't realize she was Lieutenant Commander McCoy's daughter. They say he's the best doctor in the fleet. The man's a genius. I have a few more minutes before the kids come back and I would appreciate it if you'd go over this with me.
-Lawrence
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[Peach Tree Elementary Intranet Communication]
[From] Cosgrove, Mary Sue, S.D.
[To] Phillips, Lawrence A. 5th Grade
[Friday, 26 Aug. 2259 12:10PM]
Leonard McCoy is also a drunk and an asshole. I've invited Joanna's mother to the barbeque, but you should get a heads-up about the McCoys before. I'll be there in a minute to fill you in on the details.
-Mary
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Dear Ms. McCoy,
It seems I've jumped to conclusions about Joanna and I apologize. She doesn't need S-D, she needs an accelerated learning environment and I'm not sure Peach Tree Elementary has the resources she needs. There are some gifted programs in Atlanta and I can probably help find a way to have her transported there maybe twice a week. I'll have to look into it a little more, but any accelerated program would be lucky to have her. I look forward to meeting you at the barbecue this weekend.
Sincerely,
-Mr. Lawrence A. Phillips
5th Grade, Peach Tree Elementary
---
Dear Savas,
My counselor is leavin'! She won't be back for a month, but I still gotta go to sessions every week. I gotta start all over again and dang if that ain't frustratin'. Your guardians are about as illogical as the grownups I have to deal with every day. What is this, the third girl they brought over? I told Mr. Phillips that sometimes I need to meditate so I don't punch Luanne in the face and he seemed to think that was a pretty good idea. They're still talkin' about me behind my back, though. There's a barbecue for Mr. Phillips this weekend and you know what they have at barbecues?
Meat.
I hope there's at least potato salad and corn and stuff. I never did answer your question about iced tea in my last letter. There's just a lot going on. Daddy says they're all done with their humanitarian mission and Uncle Jim won't tell me where they're going next. (Classified, you know) That's what I wanna do - humanitarian stuff. Mostly he helped people with malnutrition, but he says they helped people with psychological stuff too. I'm gonna look into psychological problems next, but I think I like studyin' on diseases better. They're much more inner-...int-er-est-ing.
To answer your other question, Daddy doesn't really talk about Uncle Jim and just says he's being a gentleman (which I didn't expect at all!), but Uncle Jim says they're gettin' on just fine. He finally quit tellin' me about kissing, thank heavens! I try not to think about it too much, to tell you the truth.
Oh! I almost forgot! I don't know about other places, but Mama says that sweet iced tea is about as Southern as beans cornbread. And we say "iced" tea instead of "cold" tea. Cold ain't wrong, 'cause it is cold, but I ain't never heard anybody say it that way.
There's a lot in this book on Aristotle and Plato, so I'll have to put that on my list of things to look at. I can't find much on Surak, though. The way you explain it, logic ain't that much different than math. It makes sense, I guess, but I'm still working on how to use it to control my emotions.
I gotta get. If I don't write Uncle Jim, he's gonna freak out.
Live long and prosper,
-Jo
P.S. Mama's not decided about the language school yet. I'll let you know
Qd1-a4
Part 19: Dear Uncle Chris,
Part 21: Dear Daddy, (#3)
Author: jessofthebugs
Disclaimer: O, I have bought the mansion of a love, /But not posess'd it.
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Jo/Savas
Rating: All Ages
Type: Series #20/? of the Dear Daddy series
Warnings: Just a little cussin'
Word Count: ~2100
Summary and Notes: Jo is a 'special child' who needs 'extra attention.' Also, grownups are illogical. Archived at awfully_clever
I have the best readers in the Universe. I thank my deity of choice for the internet just about every day and I just now hugged my laptop. It ain't logical but there it is. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I freakin' love you guys like Kirk loves ice cream, like Savas loves mac & cheese, like Bones loves bourbon, like Scotty loves sammiches, like Chekov loves math, like Sulu loves plants.
Yeah, it's like that. I could go on, but I won't.
♥-J
Dear Mrs. McCoy,
Thank you for your interest in the Cerberus Language Immersion Program at Cerberus College. We offer a variety of language programs, including English, Vulcan, Andorian, Tellarite, and Spanish and wherever possible, we have employed native speakers in order to give your child the ultimate language experience. In addition, your child will also learn about the culture and customs of the society they wish to study under the constant supervision of our highly trained instructors. Our graduates have gone on to become UFP representatives, translators, and even ambassadors! Universal translators are flawed and do not always accurately convey nuances of meaning. Why rely on imperfect technology that can break? Instead, learn the language, know the people.
We have enclosed a virtual tour of our campus, situated in the midst of the temperate zone of pastoral Cerberus II, a self-sufficient Federation colony, population approx. 10,000. Founded by noted philanthropist, Mr. Carter Winston in 2240, C.C. has offered excellence in linguistics for almost twenty years! Scholarships are available to qualified students on a first come, first serve basis. We hope you find the enclosed information informative and should you have any questions, please direct them to:
Admissions.CLIP@CC.cer.fed Frequency CCX-4523.9
Again, thank you,
-Michael A. Jamison
Director of Admissions, Cerberus College
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Dear Mrs. McCoy,
I'm enjoying having Joanna in my class. She's a very bright child, and tests extremely well. She chooses books to read that are way above her grade-level and can handle just about any math problem I give her. However, I'm concerned about the way in which she interacts with the other children. She seems socially stunted and a bit withdrawn, sometimes spending the entire recess period sitting by herself. I've spoken to Mary Cosgrove in the Special Development department and we want to do whatever we can to help Joanna reach her full potential, but I fear that Peach Tree Elementary is ill-equipped to handle a special girl like Joanna. I'd like to set up a meeting with you and Mr. McCoy so that we can discuss this at length.
Sincerely,
-Mr. Lawrence A. Phillips
5th Grade, Peach Tree Elementary
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Dear Mr. Phillips,
You must be new. First of all, Jo's father and I have been divorced for four years, you can look it up in her records, you stupid carpetbagger sonofabitch. And there is no "Mr. McCoy." Dr. McCoy up and joined Starfleet, damn him. Secondly, she doesn't need to be in S-D. She's not mentally deficient and if you'd open your damn eyes, you'd see she's probably smarter than you and Mary Goddamn Cosgrove put together. Thirdly, you'll find that what she's doing now is far better than getting into fights nearly every day.
Sincerely,
-Ms. Jocelyn McCoy, but only because I haven't bothered to get the damned form signed
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Dear Mr. Phillips,
All the information you need should be stored in her student record, but I'll give you the Reader's Digest version as a courtesy. Jo's father and I have been divorced for four years and while he does have visitation rights, he's a Starfleet Officer and therefore off-planet most of the time, having been assigned to a five-year tour of duty. She's currently in counseling and if you would take a look at her records, you'll find that she's made quite a bit of progress in controlling her temper in the past few months. I feel that S-D is unnecessary and that she just needs a little time to adjust. I appreciate your concern, but Jo is perfectly capable of handling fifth grade.
Sincerely,
Ms. Jocelyn McCoy
[Send?] Y
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Dear Savas,
They're talkin' about me behind my back again, I can tell. I hate it when grownups talk behind my back. The other day, Luanne was teasing me about ever-damn little thing and it just built up in me so bad that I had to spend the whole entire recess meditating or else I was gonna lose all control of my emotions all over Luanne's dumb face. Then Mr. Phillips got this look on his face like I had some kind of psychological disorder or something. I finished my other books, so I think I'm going to read about psychology next, right after I finish The Art of War. I might just give the logic books another go, too. I think that maybe if you explain it to me, I can get it.
Well, anyway Mr. Phillips prolly thinks I'm crazy or somethin' 'cause he talked to Miss Mary in Special Development. That's where the kids with disabilities go. I used to think they were just dumb, but then I read a whole book on learning disorders. It was one of Daddy's and I read it because I thought maybe Luanne had one. I couldn't make a good diagnoses, though, 'cause how the hell am I gonna give a test to Luanne? Anyway, Miss Mary gave me the look. It's the same look my counselor used to give me before I decided to start doing things my way. It's the "you're special" and "ain't you precious" look. I hate that look. Now she just looks wore out all the time. She looks like Mama does when she don't get enough sleep - prolly got insomnia or somethin'.
Uncle Chris sent Mama some information on a language school where I could learn to speak Vulcan. I hope I get to go. It's six whole months away from Peach Tree and Luanne stinkin' Campbell and my stupid counselor and everything. I could actually get off of this stinkin' planet!
Live long and Prosper,
-Jo
Qd1-a4
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Dear Jo,
I do not always understand the logic of adults, nor do I assume their actions are logical. Perhaps they have information you do not, but... would it not be more logical to include you in conversations that involve your development? Is your instructor aware of your meditation habits? You are unusual among humans in that you choose to control your emotions in this way, a quality I find most admirable, but perhaps his ignorance is contributing to this difficulty.
I have been reading more about Georgia and am currently reviewing the climate and various types of habitat within this area. New Vulcan is very similar in temperature and humidity to that of Vulcan. You would find it quite dry, I think, given the humid subtropical nature of your home. The floral and faunal diversity of Georgia is quite high, as you are probably aware. Have you ever encountered Colinus virginianus? I believe it is also called a Northern bobwhite. I have read they have a most unusual call. I am fascinated with the diversity present in such a small area. Though I am more interested in the customs and culture of the people, the environment within which one lives is perhaps related to these customs. Is cold mint tea more often consumed in Georgia than in other places? I find its thermoregulatory properties quite satisfactory and think it would be useful in a subtropical environment.
English was very easy to learn, but I am told Vulcan is quite difficult. I am certain you will do well and I am willing, of course, to write to you either in Vulcan or in English, as is your preference.
Live long and prosper,
-Savas
Ng8-f6
---
Dear Ms. McCoy,
Mr. Phillips and I spoke today and we feel that Joanna needs extra attention. She has been withdrawn lately and I'm not sure that's better than the fighting. I observed her at recess last week and what Mr. Phillips says is true. She doesn't play with the other children and when she does interact with them, she almost immediately retreats again and goes to sit by herself. In fact, just the other day, one of her classmates hit her and she hardly reacted at all. That's not the Joanna I've known since Kindergarten. She's such a smart girl and I'd hate to bump her back down to fourth grade, but I'm concerned about her social development.
You can forgive Mr. Phillips for not knowing about you and Dr. McCoy. He moved here from Chicago right at the beginning of the school year and he's still settling in. We're having a little barbecue for him this weekend at the church. You're welcome to come - and bring Joanna, too. We can talk then.
-Mrs. Mary Cosgrove
---
Dear Ms. McCoy,
I will be taking a short leave of absence after my next session with Joanna for some much needed rest and to consult with some of my colleagues. I apologize for leaving at such a delicate time in her treatment, but I will be leaving her in the care of Dr. Caryn Johnson. She's a good counselor, very professional, and good with children. As always you have my comm frequency if there are any emergencies. I will return in about one month and we can continue our sessions then.
Sincerely
-Dr. Marina Amanin
---
[Peach Tree Elementary Intranet Communication]
[From] Phillips, Lawrence A. 5th Grade
[To] Cosgrove, Mary Sue, S.D.
[Friday, 26 Aug. 2259 12:01PM]
Mary,
She was meditating.
-Lawrence.
---
[Peach Tree Elementary Intranet Communication]
[From] Cosgrove, Mary Sue, S.D.
[To] Phillips, Lawrence A. 5th Grade
[Friday, 26 Aug. 2259 12:05PM]
What are you talking about?
-Miss Mary
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[Peach Tree Elementary Intranet Communication]
[From] Phillips, Lawrence A. 5th Grade
[To] Cosgrove, Mary Sue, S.D.
[Friday, 26 Aug. 2259 12:09PM]
The McCoy girl. She was meditating. She said it was her coping mechanism- her words, not mine. I'm reviewing her file now, while the kids are at lunch. Mary, have you seen this?! I didn't realize she was Lieutenant Commander McCoy's daughter. They say he's the best doctor in the fleet. The man's a genius. I have a few more minutes before the kids come back and I would appreciate it if you'd go over this with me.
-Lawrence
---
[Peach Tree Elementary Intranet Communication]
[From] Cosgrove, Mary Sue, S.D.
[To] Phillips, Lawrence A. 5th Grade
[Friday, 26 Aug. 2259 12:10PM]
Leonard McCoy is also a drunk and an asshole. I've invited Joanna's mother to the barbeque, but you should get a heads-up about the McCoys before. I'll be there in a minute to fill you in on the details.
-Mary
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Dear Ms. McCoy,
It seems I've jumped to conclusions about Joanna and I apologize. She doesn't need S-D, she needs an accelerated learning environment and I'm not sure Peach Tree Elementary has the resources she needs. There are some gifted programs in Atlanta and I can probably help find a way to have her transported there maybe twice a week. I'll have to look into it a little more, but any accelerated program would be lucky to have her. I look forward to meeting you at the barbecue this weekend.
Sincerely,
-Mr. Lawrence A. Phillips
5th Grade, Peach Tree Elementary
---
Dear Savas,
My counselor is leavin'! She won't be back for a month, but I still gotta go to sessions every week. I gotta start all over again and dang if that ain't frustratin'. Your guardians are about as illogical as the grownups I have to deal with every day. What is this, the third girl they brought over? I told Mr. Phillips that sometimes I need to meditate so I don't punch Luanne in the face and he seemed to think that was a pretty good idea. They're still talkin' about me behind my back, though. There's a barbecue for Mr. Phillips this weekend and you know what they have at barbecues?
Meat.
I hope there's at least potato salad and corn and stuff. I never did answer your question about iced tea in my last letter. There's just a lot going on. Daddy says they're all done with their humanitarian mission and Uncle Jim won't tell me where they're going next. (Classified, you know) That's what I wanna do - humanitarian stuff. Mostly he helped people with malnutrition, but he says they helped people with psychological stuff too. I'm gonna look into psychological problems next, but I think I like studyin' on diseases better. They're much more inner-...int-er-est-ing.
To answer your other question, Daddy doesn't really talk about Uncle Jim and just says he's being a gentleman (which I didn't expect at all!), but Uncle Jim says they're gettin' on just fine. He finally quit tellin' me about kissing, thank heavens! I try not to think about it too much, to tell you the truth.
Oh! I almost forgot! I don't know about other places, but Mama says that sweet iced tea is about as Southern as beans cornbread. And we say "iced" tea instead of "cold" tea. Cold ain't wrong, 'cause it is cold, but I ain't never heard anybody say it that way.
There's a lot in this book on Aristotle and Plato, so I'll have to put that on my list of things to look at. I can't find much on Surak, though. The way you explain it, logic ain't that much different than math. It makes sense, I guess, but I'm still working on how to use it to control my emotions.
I gotta get. If I don't write Uncle Jim, he's gonna freak out.
Live long and prosper,
-Jo
P.S. Mama's not decided about the language school yet. I'll let you know
Qd1-a4
Part 19: Dear Uncle Chris,
Part 21: Dear Daddy, (#3)