This picspam has taken quite a long time to get perfectly right but I think I cracked it. Still don't know how to do that really pretty grey border that people do on their picspams (
peopleareshapes I'm looking at you). But anyway. I picspammed Ten Inch Hero, just the scenes of Priestly because Jensen is the best part of this movie. The rest of the film is pretty cheesy and lame, but Jensen's scenes are lovely and it's cool to see him act with a very pretty and very naked Danneel Harris.
Jen: Well, actually, since farmers don't keep roosters, the eggs aren't fertilized, so techically you're just eating a byproduct of the hen's menstrual cycle.
Priestly: Well, that- that's certainly appetizing, a hen-period-salad, that's lovely.
I tried to get all of his funny tshirts on this, and hopefully I didn't miss any of them, because half of the jokes in this movie come from the stuff that's on his shirts. My favorite is "Save a tree, eat a beaver."
I'm not a fan of him changing his entire look at the end of the film. I kinda liked him with the earrings and the guyliner. I understand that's how he thought Tish would like him more, but Tish was OBVIOUSLY into him before that. And I didn't know until I watched the DVD extras that he and Danneel were really good friends before they filmed this, and didn't start dating until the end of the filming process. I find that to be really, really cute, like they didn't realize that they should be together until they played people who should end up together and do. It's adorable.
And I had to make a separate one for the Supply Run, because um, Jensen buying tampons is too good to pass up.
Priestly: Think it's funny that I'm buying tampons? You gentleman-and I use that term loosely-understand what this means? Obviously not. This means that there's a woman with whom I'm so intimate that we're both comfortable with me buying her most personal possessions. It means that our relationship is so solid, so trusting, that I'm not embarrassed doing this at all. It means, my friends, that instead of hanging out at a grocery store having a sausage fest with another guy, playing the skin flute or just going a little *mimes blowjob* all day long, I'm gettin' laid by a beautiful lady every day. And she takes it downtown. And...everyone here knows it.