I am reminded every time I fly (usually via aeroplane) about the severe risk common household items pose to freedom-loving, beef eating Americans when they are used in conjunction with aeroplane hijacktification. I found this old instructional video which appears to be declassified and released by the British Army in the early 1970s that actually goes into depth explaining how one would defend himself from a variety of fresh fruit attacks. It appears as though many fresh fruit weapons have been covered in earlier videos, but I could only seem to find this video. I am amazed by the wisdom of our silly little dentally-challenged cousins from across the pond over 30 years ago.
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