Siwon is eating...what?
Title: Siwon is eating….what?
Pairing : Sibum,Eunhae,yewook,Hanchul,Zhouri,Leeteuk,Sungmin,Kyuhyun,and Shindong
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I just wished
Summary: The fic where Donghae get’s ignored….
A/N: Un-betaed
Donghae > Kim Kibum Siwon is possessed!
Kim Kibum: Umm…. What makes you say that?
Donghae: well, he is eating innocent animals! :(
Kim Kibum: He…what?
Donghae: He’s still eating them... so it’s not too late for you to stop by and stop him…OMO! HE JUST ATE A LION!!! Help me….
Kim Kibum:How did he eat a lion? And I am sorry that I can’t drop by… filming starts in 10 min…
Donghae: NOOOOO!!!! Help me! He ate the whole lion in one bite!He just ate a seal! He’s asking me if I want some!What do I do?!?!?
Kim Kibum: Kindly reject the offer..
Donghae:But he’s still eating them! What do I do????
Kim Kibum: Pass him to me….
Donghae: Siwon here…
Kim Kibum: What are you eating?
Donghae: Animal crackers… why?
Kim Kibum: Please read previous comments and try not to traumatize Donghae so much…Need to get back to filming <3 you…Bye~
Donghae:<3 you too….
Donghae > Leeteuk Help me!
Leeteuk: Why, what happened? Anything wrong? Where are you now? Is anyone there with you? Did you get hurt?Should I call an ambulance?
Donghae:Siwon is making me eat animals…. He says that they are just crackers. I will not be deceived by him! These animals are innocent!
Leeteuk:*sigh* Sorry, I can’t help you now… Eunhyuk and I have to go on a radio show in 15 min…
Donghae: I am doomed…
Leeteuk: Ask Ryeowook for help…
Donghae: Okay!
Donghae>Ryeowook Siwon is eating animals and he says that it is crackers but I don’t believe him because animals are innocent!
Ryeowook: Donghae I am kinda busy right…now….
Donghae: but you have to help me! He’s making me eat it!
Ryeowook: Not…now Donghae….
Donghae: But I need you!
Yesung: Apparently I need him too!Please…..Donghae ask someone else for help! I need my wookie alone without typing every few seconds… now leave him alone or I will ask my turtles to bite you when you are asleep!
Donghae:Someone is cranky…. I wonder what they are doing… oh! Sungmin is online!
Donghae> Sungmin I need your help!
Sungmin: yeah?
Donghae: Siwon is making me eat animals which he is convinced that they are crackers! But I beg to differ…. Help?
Sungmin: have you tried saying no?
Donghae: So MANY times !
Sungmin: OMO!Something is burning in the kitchen got to go!
Donghae:Bye…
Donghae>Shindong Are you busy?
Shindong: yes…
Donghae:can you help me?
Shindong: no…
Donghae: pwease?
Shindong: at a talk show now…. Sorry can’t help….
Donghae> Heechul have you seen Hangeng?
Heechul: no, why?
Donghae: I need to talk to him…
Heechul: Talk to me! I am free! I am wise-in-everyway! Will try to help you! I will go to the farthest seas! Into the darkest caves! And into the hottest desserts! In my head!
Donghae: Nah.... Tell me if you find hangeng….
Heechul: Hey!
Donghae > Zhou Mi I need help…
Zhou Mi: With clothes?
Donghae: no….
Zhou Mi: WAIT! Let me guess….
Donghae: it is almost impossible to guess…
Zhou Mi: Does it have something to do with clothes?
Donghae: no…..
Zhou Mi: Aliens?
Donghae: Maybe… I haven’t ruled that out yet….
Zhou Mi: TELL ME!
Donghae: Siwon is eating animals! I don’t like it….
Zhou Mi: Then ignore it….
Donghae: but he’s asking me to try them….
Zhou Mi: Henry’s back! Gtg!
Donghae: Wait….
Donghae: Zhou Mi?
Donghae: Hello?
Donghae: I am getting ignored! Kyu’s my last hope!
Donghae>Kyuhyun I need help!
Kyuhyun: for?
Donghae: Siwon is eating innocent animals….
Kyuhyun:and?
Donghae: HOW’S THAT RIGHT IN YOUR MIND??? HE’S EATING ANIMALS IN A BITE!
Kyuhyun: Are they alive?
Donghae: no….
Kyuhyun : You love burgers right?
Donghae: Yeah…What has that got to do with Siwon eating innocent animals?
Kyuhyun: I will let you in on a little secret…
Donghae: What? Tell me!
Kyuhyun: You do know what you burgers are made up of?
Donghae:um… bread and uh… veggies and meat!
Kyuhyun: and where do you get your meat from?
Donghae: McD!
Kyuhyun:*sighs* and where does mcd get meat from…..
Donghae: I don’t know….
Kyuhyun: Animals!
Donghae:Are you sure? I always thought it was beef…
Kyuhyun: You have no hope my child….
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Pairing : Sibum,Eunhae,yewook,Hanchul,Zhouri,Leeteuk,Sungmin,Kyuhyun,and Shindong
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I just wished
Summary: The fic where Donghae get’s ignored….
A/N: Un-betaed
Donghae > Kim Kibum Siwon is possessed!
Kim Kibum: Umm…. What makes you say that?
Donghae: well, he is eating innocent animals! :(
Kim Kibum: He…what?
Donghae: He’s still eating them... so it’s not too late for you to stop by and stop him…OMO! HE JUST ATE A LION!!! Help me….
Kim Kibum:How did he eat a lion? And I am sorry that I can’t drop by… filming starts in 10 min…
Donghae: NOOOOO!!!! Help me! He ate the whole lion in one bite!He just ate a seal! He’s asking me if I want some!What do I do?!?!?
Kim Kibum: Kindly reject the offer..
Donghae:But he’s still eating them! What do I do????
Kim Kibum: Pass him to me….
Donghae: Siwon here…
Kim Kibum: What are you eating?
Donghae: Animal crackers… why?
Kim Kibum: Please read previous comments and try not to traumatize Donghae so much…Need to get back to filming <3 you…Bye~
Donghae:<3 you too….
Donghae > Leeteuk Help me!
Leeteuk: Why, what happened? Anything wrong? Where are you now? Is anyone there with you? Did you get hurt?Should I call an ambulance?
Donghae:Siwon is making me eat animals…. He says that they are just crackers. I will not be deceived by him! These animals are innocent!
Leeteuk:*sigh* Sorry, I can’t help you now… Eunhyuk and I have to go on a radio show in 15 min…
Donghae: I am doomed…
Leeteuk: Ask Ryeowook for help…
Donghae: Okay!
Donghae>Ryeowook Siwon is eating animals and he says that it is crackers but I don’t believe him because animals are innocent!
Ryeowook: Donghae I am kinda busy right…now….
Donghae: but you have to help me! He’s making me eat it!
Ryeowook: Not…now Donghae….
Donghae: But I need you!
Yesung: Apparently I need him too!Please…..Donghae ask someone else for help! I need my wookie alone without typing every few seconds… now leave him alone or I will ask my turtles to bite you when you are asleep!
Donghae:Someone is cranky…. I wonder what they are doing… oh! Sungmin is online!
Donghae> Sungmin I need your help!
Sungmin: yeah?
Donghae: Siwon is making me eat animals which he is convinced that they are crackers! But I beg to differ…. Help?
Sungmin: have you tried saying no?
Donghae: So MANY times !
Sungmin: OMO!Something is burning in the kitchen got to go!
Donghae:Bye…
Donghae>Shindong Are you busy?
Shindong: yes…
Donghae:can you help me?
Shindong: no…
Donghae: pwease?
Shindong: at a talk show now…. Sorry can’t help….
Donghae> Heechul have you seen Hangeng?
Heechul: no, why?
Donghae: I need to talk to him…
Heechul: Talk to me! I am free! I am wise-in-everyway! Will try to help you! I will go to the farthest seas! Into the darkest caves! And into the hottest desserts! In my head!
Donghae: Nah.... Tell me if you find hangeng….
Heechul: Hey!
Donghae > Zhou Mi I need help…
Zhou Mi: With clothes?
Donghae: no….
Zhou Mi: WAIT! Let me guess….
Donghae: it is almost impossible to guess…
Zhou Mi: Does it have something to do with clothes?
Donghae: no…..
Zhou Mi: Aliens?
Donghae: Maybe… I haven’t ruled that out yet….
Zhou Mi: TELL ME!
Donghae: Siwon is eating animals! I don’t like it….
Zhou Mi: Then ignore it….
Donghae: but he’s asking me to try them….
Zhou Mi: Henry’s back! Gtg!
Donghae: Wait….
Donghae: Zhou Mi?
Donghae: Hello?
Donghae: I am getting ignored! Kyu’s my last hope!
Donghae>Kyuhyun I need help!
Kyuhyun: for?
Donghae: Siwon is eating innocent animals….
Kyuhyun:and?
Donghae: HOW’S THAT RIGHT IN YOUR MIND??? HE’S EATING ANIMALS IN A BITE!
Kyuhyun: Are they alive?
Donghae: no….
Kyuhyun : You love burgers right?
Donghae: Yeah…What has that got to do with Siwon eating innocent animals?
Kyuhyun: I will let you in on a little secret…
Donghae: What? Tell me!
Kyuhyun: You do know what you burgers are made up of?
Donghae:um… bread and uh… veggies and meat!
Kyuhyun: and where do you get your meat from?
Donghae: McD!
Kyuhyun:*sighs* and where does mcd get meat from…..
Donghae: I don’t know….
Kyuhyun: Animals!
Donghae:Are you sure? I always thought it was beef…
Kyuhyun: You have no hope my child….
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