Update
1) I have never felt that sick... EVER. Everytime I vomited, I felt like the gods were clutching at my stomach, fighting over who got to give me the cout de grace of all squeezes. A wonderful little love clutch at the gut.
1.5) My girlfriend can kick all y'all's girlfriends' asses.
2) Speaking of the gods, I'm petitioning them now. Please oh heavenly and infernal authorities and all semi-spiritual beings who happen to pick up on this signal... I need this job. I have to be a FIGs instructor. Not only will this provide an excellent resume building item, but it will also nice to have that $1,000 stipend on top of room and board. please please please please please.
3) Turns out I don't have colon cancer yet. Just hemorrhoids. And I'm not ashamed to write that on a public blog. I'm equally not ashamed to say that I had a digital examination (and to my surprise, that does not mean the doctor grades my computer programming homework). Every guy should have this done. Not because it feels great and makes you really self-confident, but because it could save your life. And I mean that very seriously.
4) ah well...
1.5) My girlfriend can kick all y'all's girlfriends' asses.
2) Speaking of the gods, I'm petitioning them now. Please oh heavenly and infernal authorities and all semi-spiritual beings who happen to pick up on this signal... I need this job. I have to be a FIGs instructor. Not only will this provide an excellent resume building item, but it will also nice to have that $1,000 stipend on top of room and board. please please please please please.
3) Turns out I don't have colon cancer yet. Just hemorrhoids. And I'm not ashamed to write that on a public blog. I'm equally not ashamed to say that I had a digital examination (and to my surprise, that does not mean the doctor grades my computer programming homework). Every guy should have this done. Not because it feels great and makes you really self-confident, but because it could save your life. And I mean that very seriously.
4) ah well...