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so you think your job sucks? today was technically my first day on the job. if you dont know, i clean fucking houses. i woke up at 6 am. it started off by me going in and being told i have to work with some dude with bunk-ass teeth. every girl was like "ohhhhhh good luck with that"
i didnt know what they were talking about because he seemed nice. he even bought me a sandwich in the morning. he also told me that this is a transition job and to find another quick and then quit. but the whole day he was saying shit like this:
"god i love sex"
"im not queer. just because im a housecleaner doesnt mean im queer"
"i love ass and tits"
"i went to a strippers house last night"
"girls dont even have to take off their clothes for me to get excited"
"do you wear contacts? you have beautiful eyes"
"the only thing that really matters to me is eyes"
"tits might sag but eyes stay the same."
"you have nice eyes and a great shape. wow."
it made me really mad. i even was like "hey can you stop? thanks" annnnd he didnt. this was all while i was wearing a huge ass blue shirt and me being sweaty and gross. AND i was cleaning up some german guy's PUBES. ive never touched so many pubes in my life. german people are hairy. arent they really kinky or something?
the first house i cleaned was this old womans. after i got finished cleaning the toilet and moved on to the sink, she comes in, tells me to excuse her, and takes a slam. old people crap smells worse than regular crap. maybe because their insidez are dying.
i have an interview doing pool stuff on monday at 10. maybe they wont creep me out
i didnt know what they were talking about because he seemed nice. he even bought me a sandwich in the morning. he also told me that this is a transition job and to find another quick and then quit. but the whole day he was saying shit like this:
"god i love sex"
"im not queer. just because im a housecleaner doesnt mean im queer"
"i love ass and tits"
"i went to a strippers house last night"
"girls dont even have to take off their clothes for me to get excited"
"do you wear contacts? you have beautiful eyes"
"the only thing that really matters to me is eyes"
"tits might sag but eyes stay the same."
"you have nice eyes and a great shape. wow."
it made me really mad. i even was like "hey can you stop? thanks" annnnd he didnt. this was all while i was wearing a huge ass blue shirt and me being sweaty and gross. AND i was cleaning up some german guy's PUBES. ive never touched so many pubes in my life. german people are hairy. arent they really kinky or something?
the first house i cleaned was this old womans. after i got finished cleaning the toilet and moved on to the sink, she comes in, tells me to excuse her, and takes a slam. old people crap smells worse than regular crap. maybe because their insidez are dying.
i have an interview doing pool stuff on monday at 10. maybe they wont creep me out