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May 27, 2006 18:04

angela greg and i went to michelle's graduation drunk, threw snakes at black people, fell down a hill. went to dinner with michelle and her parents and all those people. greg ate everything but he told me not to worry because he was going to throw it up right after. congrats michelle.

greg and i went to charleston after he slept away his sadness. it was at like 11 PM. he slept more and i was bored. ohohohoh and he asked my mom for some water but because she was drunk, she gave us a case of beer instead. lol@her ohhh and we got a fake icee. the kind that are just wannabez and dont taste as good.

um charleston was okay. the last day was the best. josh, greg, molly, and i became bums and begged for money so we could get home. if they didnt give us any, we would make fun of him. such as:
fat lady walking down the street says no and shakes her head at us, josh screams "YEAH YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BUY HOTDOGS ANYWAY."
boy that just hit puberty says "fuck you," greg yells "ACNNNEEEEEEE"
got 26 buxxx and free numnumz.yumyumz. im really weird. FOUND A KITTY ON REED STREET AND NAMED IT KIKI. only charleston kidz understand it.got back and melissa drove us around to look for icees. real icees but couldnt find any.

greg and i got real icees the next day at BURGER KING. and i got a crown and wore it the whole day. delt drugs to parents. well greg did. and then we went and saw over the hedge. two thumbs up. i laughed. i [almost] cried. it was beautiful. went to sandhills and then momz bought us rum! morgan came! cleaned my car! cleaned gregs house! drank a lot! still had my crown on! michelle came! clit came! melissa came! cool people came! dont remember anything else!

greg woke me up because im not resposible. went h0me. and fell asleep in the middle of the living room while the carpet cleaner guy was cleaning. it was the start of a porn. went on the porch and fell asleep there. woke up. drove a billion hours

now i live in raliegh and now i got no friendz

three out of the five paragraphs start with "greg" i think we hang out too much but that okay cuz ill never see him again. ahaaaaa.
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