Justine's Short Story
Chapter 1: Geoff and Justine's Magical trip to the DMV!
A very long time ago [a day], Geoff and Justine met up to make symphonies on mario paint and eat at the kickin' chicken. After kickin' the chicken, they decided that tonight is the night for some titties. But, since Justine fucked up her license, they had to go to the DMV to get a new one. They drove to the DMV where Justine tried to make a funny face in her picture but Geoff fucked it aaaaallllll up but she still got it for FREE, motherfuckers!! He then realized “Hey! I don’t have any money to get a new ID. Let’s go to the ATM” Justine slapped him and then they were off again.
Coming back from this ATM, Michelle Hein, Justine’s BFF4LYFE called, told them about the phone message Geoff left her mom the night before, and made Justine a bad driver. Geoff and Justine got very fucking lost but were still dancing to that damn rap music. They finally found their way back and for some reason, it took Geoff two years to get the ID. It turned out that he had a ticket and had to pay $25, but he did it anyway and took a picture that made him look like he had a Mullet. After they handed him to ID, Geoff and Justine totally stuck that shit to the man by just leaving… and going to go play on a playground. Geoff decided to go on a swing that made him look like a mentally handicapped person. Then they were off to play Mario paint and scheme.
Chapter 2: THE SCHEME!
Five minutes after Geoff and Justine got home, EJ, Ryan, and Janie got home. Justine pwned everyone on Mario Paint while Geoff kicked her ass at everything else. Those two began calling strip clubs, trying to get the 411 YOU KNOOOW while everyone was still questioning what this “big adventure” was. They then found out strip clubs are 20 bucks for those under 21. No titties for them, but maybe PENISES. Yes, gay club. Cornbread came over after all the kids went and got beer [and Smirnoff for EJ and Shelley] and they drank and then off they went to the HOT SWEATY MEN DANCING ON EACHOTHER.
Chapter 3: The Defeat
SIKE. The gay club wasn’t open so they all decided to go get drunk instead. They got the sweet, sweet beer [And Smirnoff for EJ and Shelley] and EJ said “LET’S GOT TO SARAH ROSE’S BOAT AND NOT TELL HER AND IF SHE FINDS OUT WE’LL FUCKIN’ SPIT IN HER FACEEEE!” Scared of EJ, they all went to the boat and played the “Titty Game” That definitely sounds very wrong but it was oh so rightttt. After watching porn, Geoff decided he was in the mood for love so he started hitting on everyone. Ryan and Conrad included. They suddenly had a great idea! They should make a porn themselves! So Conrad took out his video thing and sat it on the counter. They all started touching and things went from there. Feeling awkward and dirty afterward, they decided to get off the sex-filled boat and go to Justine, EJ, and Janie’s house. They all went crazy and threw things at eachother. THE END!
A very long time ago [a day], Geoff and Justine met up to make symphonies on mario paint and eat at the kickin' chicken. After kickin' the chicken, they decided that tonight is the night for some titties. But, since Justine fucked up her license, they had to go to the DMV to get a new one. They drove to the DMV where Justine tried to make a funny face in her picture but Geoff fucked it aaaaallllll up but she still got it for FREE, motherfuckers!! He then realized “Hey! I don’t have any money to get a new ID. Let’s go to the ATM” Justine slapped him and then they were off again.
Coming back from this ATM, Michelle Hein, Justine’s BFF4LYFE called, told them about the phone message Geoff left her mom the night before, and made Justine a bad driver. Geoff and Justine got very fucking lost but were still dancing to that damn rap music. They finally found their way back and for some reason, it took Geoff two years to get the ID. It turned out that he had a ticket and had to pay $25, but he did it anyway and took a picture that made him look like he had a Mullet. After they handed him to ID, Geoff and Justine totally stuck that shit to the man by just leaving… and going to go play on a playground. Geoff decided to go on a swing that made him look like a mentally handicapped person. Then they were off to play Mario paint and scheme.
Chapter 2: THE SCHEME!
Five minutes after Geoff and Justine got home, EJ, Ryan, and Janie got home. Justine pwned everyone on Mario Paint while Geoff kicked her ass at everything else. Those two began calling strip clubs, trying to get the 411 YOU KNOOOW while everyone was still questioning what this “big adventure” was. They then found out strip clubs are 20 bucks for those under 21. No titties for them, but maybe PENISES. Yes, gay club. Cornbread came over after all the kids went and got beer [and Smirnoff for EJ and Shelley] and they drank and then off they went to the HOT SWEATY MEN DANCING ON EACHOTHER.
Chapter 3: The Defeat
SIKE. The gay club wasn’t open so they all decided to go get drunk instead. They got the sweet, sweet beer [And Smirnoff for EJ and Shelley] and EJ said “LET’S GOT TO SARAH ROSE’S BOAT AND NOT TELL HER AND IF SHE FINDS OUT WE’LL FUCKIN’ SPIT IN HER FACEEEE!” Scared of EJ, they all went to the boat and played the “Titty Game” That definitely sounds very wrong but it was oh so rightttt. After watching porn, Geoff decided he was in the mood for love so he started hitting on everyone. Ryan and Conrad included. They suddenly had a great idea! They should make a porn themselves! So Conrad took out his video thing and sat it on the counter. They all started touching and things went from there. Feeling awkward and dirty afterward, they decided to get off the sex-filled boat and go to Justine, EJ, and Janie’s house. They all went crazy and threw things at eachother. THE END!