I smell nothing

[awesome_momo]

Do you smell that? Neither do I; the jungle is not burning guys. Come on. Give it a rest, I won't really burn it down. Just his treehouse.

Purple yakuza man is not anywhere in sight. Good. Better not come close.Kaidoh, stop trying to sneak behind my back to learn how to fish. You know you can't get better than me, I have pure skill, and I'm always

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[greenbandanna]

Like I'd need to learn how to fish, dumbass! Who doesn't know how to do a simple thing like that?

[awesome_momo]

You do.

I could give you a few tips but ... nah.

[greenbandanna]

I don't need any tips from you!
You're the one who everyone thinks is an arsonist so take a tip and shut up. Loser.

[awesome_momo]

So, at least I can make a fire! I bet you can't.

[greenbandanna]

All you need is some wood, right?

[awesome_momo]

Yes. Because wood spontaneously catches on fire. All you need is wood.

You idiot.

[greenbandanna]

Shut up, asshole.

[awesome_momo]

If you ask me nicely, I'll teach you.

[greenbandanna]

...

I'm not asking you for anything.
You're probably a really terrible teacher.

[awesome_momo]

I'm an awesome teacher (I want to teach tennis for a job, you know). I'll be teaching Echizen how to fish and make a fire once he gets better.

But hey ... if you're gonna turn down my offer.

[greenbandanna]

Don't you have to be good at tennis to do that?

I guess you could probably try and teach me first then.
Just to make sure you don't fuck up the instructions when you teach Echizen.

[awesome_momo]

Are you saying I'm not? You might not have played tennis anymore, but don't group me in with you. I still play, and I'm good.

Is that a roundabout way of saying 'yes'?