Look what Karupin dragged in

[awesome_momo]

So here I am, throwing a spear at some fish, and then I almost break my neck over this hermit crab skittering across the sand, until I stumble upon one of the most horrific creatures I've seen yet on this island.

Truly gruesome. It looked like it hadn't been fed for days, and was severely hydrated, and kept hissing too.

I felt bad for the thing, you

Comments

[greenbandanna]

I'm not your fucking pet.

[awesome_momo]

You sure look like one.

[greenbandanna]

You look like an idiot.

[awesome_momo]

And you look like malnourished seaweed.

[greenbandanna]

No, that would be your hair.

[awesome_momo]

We've got the same damn hair!

[island_hitman]

I think I like you already

[awesome_momo]

You'll like anyone who picks a fight with me!

You're just as much of an asshole as he is. You're perfect for each other. Go 'date' each other.

[island_hitman]

Not quite.

And I think I'm by far a worse asshole than he is. And just so you know. I don't date people. I just fuck them. Less chance for an emotional connection that can be used against me.

[ooc: strikes deleted]

[awesome_momo]

Go ahead and fuck him then.

[greenbandanna]

You're digusting.

[awesome_momo]

You know what, sorry. Kite's disgusting, I wouldn't wish him upon anyone. You're way too good for him.

[greenbandanna]

Uh....... thanks, I guess.

[awesome_momo]

Yup, don't go near him. Come to me straight away if you spot him.

[greenbandanna]

Okay. Whatever. And what, you'll protect me like the big strong hero you seem to think you are? Thanks but no thanks.

[awesome_momo]

No you fucking idiot, I need to know where he is so I can cut off his balls and dick.