I'm an idiot

[awesome_momo]

I'd like to ... apologize? I ehh, have been an idiot this past week, getting into these bizarre situations, and I've caused a lot of trouble to all of you (mostly An-chan).

And. Uhh. I think I might have done and said some inappropriate stuff? I barely remember, but if I did something to you, I'm truly sorry and oh so embarrassed.

I'm really sorry. I

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[ore_wa_samurai]

Just... Take care of yourself, dude.

[awesome_momo]

I will! An-chan recommended a helmet. But I think that would look rather unsightly.

[ore_wa_samurai]

Consider it anyway.

[awesome_momo]

I don't think there will be one big enough to fit my head, anyway.

How about pillows? Then, when I at least bump heads against someone, it'll be like an airbag and won't hurt the other person either.

[ore_wa_samurai]

And you think pillows aren't gonna look ridiculous?

[awesome_momo]

... Good point.

Well, I dunno. Maybe I should just lock myself up in my room for the rest of my life.

[ore_wa_samurai]

Like that's gonna work.

[awesome_momo]

Hm, maybe I should just be tied down on my bed then?

[ore_wa_samurai]

NO!!!

[awesome_momo]

O-ok.

What do you suggest then?

[ore_wa_samurai]

How about you just... I don't know. Pause. Sometimes. And think.

[awesome_momo]

I am thinking! Really hard! I thought the bed idea was pretty good ...

Hmm.

Do I need a leash then?

[ore_wa_samurai]

Momo!

[awesome_momo]

Well, how else would you control me from hurting myself!?

[ore_wa_samurai]

Well, I don't know, and I'm too drunk to come up with a proper answer right now okay?

[awesome_momo]

What, why are you drunk?

Who gave you alcohol?