Ew

[awesome_momo]

Kaidooooh. Are you running out of toilet paper or something? You've got skidmarks in your underwear. That's nasty dude, I know I'm supposed to be washing our laundry for now, but come on, help me out here and wipe that ass of yours!

Comments

[greenbandanna]

What the fuck are you talking about?! Dumbass.

[awesome_momo]

You're not cleaning up your shit!

[greenbandanna]

Don't be gross, asshole. There was nothing on them!

[awesome_momo]

There's a big brown stain on the inside, as if you forgot to wipe! That's definitely something. So gross.

[greenbandanna]

Stop talking about my underwear, you freak. And whatever, that wasn't there before. I'm not some kind of animal ... Are you sure you're not trying to wash things with mud instead of soap?!

[awesome_momo]

What, of course not. Obviously I know the difference between soap and mud, idiot. There's still a big stain in your underwear. Next time, just wipe yourself twice.

[greenbandanna]

Well there wasn't one there when I put it in the laundry pile! Think I don't know how to wipe myself? You fucking idiot.

[awesome_momo]

Yeah, and I didn't eat the last mango either. Idiot. Just accept it, you didn't wipe yourself. Just don't let it happen again.

[greenbandanna]

Yeah, well the difference is only one of those things is true. Stop making up disgusting shit.

[awesome_momo]

I don't make this up for fun!

You really did leave skidmarks!!

[greenbandanna]

No I didn't, and if you keep saying that I'm going to punch you in the face!!

[awesome_momo]

If you do that, then I'm not going to wash it, and let you do it instead!

[greenbandanna]

Well if you're going to keep complaining over nothing then fine then, I will!! It's not like there's anything wrong with them! I bet you're just making up bullshit reasons to get out of doing laundry.

[awesome_momo]

Am not! Come over here and I'll show you! I'm at the river.