Cool!

[awesome_momo]

What is this!? It's so cool! I just found it in the ocean when I was fishing! It's so pretty and tiny, it's got these weird fin thingies just swooping around.

[Is it poisonous?]

Comments

[greenbandanna]

... What did you do with it? It's not in the hut is it?

[awesome_momo]

Uhh, maybe? I'm keeping it in a bucket filled with water. It's swimming around, hehehe. It's so pretty. Come look at it!

[greenbandanna]

It's weird-looking.

[awesome_momo]

You don't like it? But it's blue! You like blue, right? It's breathing kind of weird though ... kind of like slug.

[greenbandanna]

Yeah, the color is okay, I guess. Still looks weird. Maybe it's breathing like the because it doesn't like the bucket.

[awesome_momo]

You just want me to throw it out, don't you.

[greenbandanna]

Do whatever you want with it. Just keep it on your side of the room.

[awesome_momo]

Of course! It's mine. Not yours. You don't get to see it anymore. Visitation rights are over.

[greenbandanna]

Like I care, moron. Go have fun with your weird slug thing.

[awesome_momo]

I will! It'll be mine, all mine, you can't see it. I'm going to call it Blue-chan, and we'll be best friends forever.

At least I have a pet.

[greenbandanna]

Shut up. And that's a dumb name.

[awesome_momo]

What do you prefer then, huh?

[greenbandanna]

I don't care. I wouldn't have a dumb pet like that in the first place.

[awesome_momo]

BUT IT'S COOL!

Cooler than you, dumbass.

[greenbandanna]

No it isn't. It's weird and slimy.

[awesome_momo]

It's shiny, blue, pretty and cool! You're delusional. Don't hurt Blue-chan's feelings.