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[awesome_lilly]

Spring in Scotland is not exactly the world's warmest weather. Lilly still has to wear a coat to run across the grass to the Caribbean inlet.

Once there, however, she can bask in sun and warm water to her heart's content.

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[awesome_lilly]

Great minds also attract the company of beautiful young women in bikinis and trench coats.

Okay, maybe it's the coconut that really lures Lilly in.

"Mike! Long time, no coconut milk. Got a husk for me?"

[awesome_lilly]

"Oh, you know I do," Lilly all but purrs, slipping seductively out of her coat...

... and then tossing it on his head and stealing a coconut.

"Mmm, cocolicious."

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly nearly chokes on coconut milk.

"Very funny."

She whips the coat of Mike's head and thwacks him lovingly with it.

"So, Michaelangelo. You have some explaining to do, don't you?"

[awesome_lilly]

"It's your aura," Lilly says solemnly. "It's a big flashing karmic sign, 'Come and Get Me Ladies', and so... we do."

She looks stern.

"Sometimes you deserve it though. Like, for holding little picnics that I have to stumble on by accident instead of be invited too, and for totally forgetting the paper umbrellas for the coconuts."

[awesome_lilly]

This is the kind of reaction that just makes that karmic sign flash all the more brightly.

"Mmmhmm."

Lilly tips back her coconut.

"Well... since it's lunch, I guess I can forgive you."

[awesome_lilly]

"Withholding cake?"

Lilly narrows her eyes.

"Oh, Mike. That's a paddlin'."

There are a shocking lack of paddles nearby, though, so she settles for a vicious ticklin' instead.

[awesome_lilly]

Lilly falls victim, tragically, to the grabby hands.

"Not fair! Your hands can ninj!"

Of course, he's not the only one with talented extremities. Lilly can tickle people with her toes.

[awesome_lilly]

Brave Sir Mikey rolled away, bravely rolled away, away!

Leaving the cake unguarded. Lilly snags a slice, then freezes.

"Wait- the last time I got surprise cake, I got married. You don't have a napkin wedding license lurking around, do you?"