Last night, Lilly got stabbed. It gets a little hazy after that, but she's fairly sure that she's going to live... as much as she generally does
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Coyote leans over the couch, peering at the television, which is currently tuned to what seems to be Lifetime of the future!! Space pirates are heavily featured.
"Close counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and brushes with death." She sits on the arm of the couch and decides not to smoke. You don't smoke in front of sick people, right? Stabbed counts.
"Ah, did I introduce myself already and forget? It does happen."
"Actually, it's kinda your fault," Lilly says cheerfully.
"Yours and Jack Sparrow's and Puck's. I was just an innocent bystander who happened to eat honey and peppercorns with Puck and get splashed with gin by you."
"Freakin' Jack Sparrow. Like, what're the odds he'd be paying enough attention to his surroundings and lucid enough to recall bizarro wedding ceremonies at the same time?"
"You are still alive. Good work."
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Lilly smiles brightly up at her.
"Hi, Coyote."
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"Ah, did I introduce myself already and forget? It does happen."
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Lilly grins.
"We met once before, at my wedding."
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"Was I very drunk?"
Coyote doesn't remember any weddings!
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Lilly is enjoying the cryptic thing.
"Thanks for that, by the way. He really is turning out to be my best husband yet."
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He's good, but still.
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"Yours and Jack Sparrow's and Puck's. I was just an innocent bystander who happened to eat honey and peppercorns with Puck and get splashed with gin by you."
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Coyote does not approve of stealth weddings!!
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Lilly sighs, shaking her head.
"Freakin' Jack Sparrow. Like, what're the odds he'd be paying enough attention to his surroundings and lucid enough to recall bizarro wedding ceremonies at the same time?"
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Unless they just got married like, the other day...
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Lilly shrugs.
"Besides, I like Puck, and it's not like being married changes our dating habits any."
Because this is important information for Coyote to have.
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"You are dead," Coyote says, well aware that this supposedly contradicts what she just said. "You cannot have children."
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Lilly shrugs.
"We're getting babysitters and nannies, though. I'll get nights off."
More information Coyote apparently needs to know!
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She's guessing, anyway.
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Lilly smiles winningly at Coyote.
"In fact, as soon as I'm better, I was thinking I should take a little time away from my kids to buy you a drink."
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