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Nov 30, 2004 16:20

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timmons11 December 1 2004, 16:39:37 UTC
Yo here is my conspiracy...

Do you want to know the truth about GIRLS? For 40,000,000,030,045,629 years, International Iceberg Patrol has been suppressing information from you about GIRLS and thus endangering the welfare of Hippies.

In May 1990, Big Bird met with Phil in Townsville to discuss GIRLS. As it happens, they engaged in Pigs and ended up hatching a plan involving the Democrats in France.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with YMCA and their ties to Shooting Hammsters.

A report in a newspaper was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in international pancake month of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Boys' Life says YES to reading, various Hit-men, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Joe. According to the report, passages in the book "Counting with the Teletubies" and lyrics in Sunny Baudelaire 's music point to a connection between these individuals and GIRLS.

According to a spokesman at a newspaper, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about GIRLS any longer. Learn the truth!

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