Mirror, mirror

[awedprowess]

I note that Atobe PLL is splashed across the front of the Tokyo Financial papers this week. Hardly a rare occurrence but still gratifying to see the country's economic eye remains appropriately focussed.

I received a letter from the Board of Directors today in response to my information about the corrupt accounts of TOC96780. They have gone through

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[serving_u]

I wouldn't call it eloping Atobe-sama. Our parents do know about it.

[awedprowess]

You grind my fantasies to dust, Shishido-kun.

[serving_u]

You fantasize about me and Yuushi-sama and the best you can come up with is eloping to Hawaii? Seems a bit tame.

[awedprowess]

Yuushi is mainly talk, I feel.

[serving_u]

And what about me?

[awedprowess]

It takes two to tango towards destruction, Shishido-kun.

[serving_u]

I'm not even going to pretend that made sense.

Destruction? I hope that's some weird slang for hot kinky sex. And I'm very persuasive so I think your fantasies should be less lame. I mean, it's Hawaii~!

[awedprowess]

I'll throw in a necklace of flowers. I'm sure Yuushi will be the first to don such an item.

[serving_u]

Actually, he promised I'd get leid first.

And I'm starting to think Choutarou has kinkier fantasies than you

[awedprowess]

Indeed? Personally, my money is on you. Yuushi will be describing each petal's aphrodisiac properties to a group of blushing island beauties which will considerably slow him down.

It'll take much more than coffee to get into my fantasies, Shishido-kun.

[serving_u]

A fling in Hawaii sounds good. Slow him down maybe, but he'll get there in the end.

How much more? I'm a very dedicated worker.

[awedprowess]

That rather depends on whether any of his admirers are Jane Austen fanatics. It is unlikely, but if a debate materialises on the romantic techniques of Darcy, Bingley and Wickham, he will not emerge until your flight is due to leave.

Even Yuushi has not uncovered their details.

[serving_u]

I don't think he's that bad. But he's bringing me to Hawaii, he can do no wrong for the next month.

Yeah but we have different methods. Mine usually involve a lot less clothes ^___~

[himitsunotsuki]

Mainly talk? Why Keigo, I wonder if I must take offense.

[awedprowess]

I did not say the talk was bad, Yuushi.