SGA - 5x06 The Shrine
WOOLSEY: Colonel Sheppard, when you reach the research camp, please remind Doctor Nichols that he is now one hour and fifteen minutes overdue for his scheduled check-in.
SHEPPARD: Right. Want me to smack him around or anything?
WOOLSEY: Just the reminder, please.
TEYLA: Shouldn’t we be concerned for Doctor Nichols’ team?
SHEPPARD: No, no. The settlement’s half an hour away from the Gate. He’s got them checking in every six. I’m sure Nichols is just tired of taking the round trip.
McKAY: Still, it wouldn’t hurt to bust his chops a bit. That Nichols - he’s so arrogant.
SHEPPARD: All right, everybody. We’ll be warm soon enough.
McKAY: I don’t know. I think I got wetter than you.
SHEPPARD: I don’t know - I got a little damp dialling the D.H.D.
TEYLA: Were you running a fever before we left?
McKAY: I dunno. Maybe. I’m always running something.
DEX: I’m telling you that in a matter of seconds I saw my grandfather go from someone who couldn’t speak his own name to the man that taught me how to track and hunt.
WOOLSEY: You learned to hunt when you were six years old?!
McKAY: Well, you can start with: what is this place?
DEX: It’s the Shrine of Talus.
McKAY: That means nothing to me.
DEX: It’s a planet of the Ancestors. We brought you here.
McKAY: Thank you, Mr Information! Look, since when did he become Ronon the Explainer?!
McKAY: Look, I’m sorry. I just... I thought I was gonna be OK, and now you’re telling.... D’you have some kind of itinerary planned?
SHEPPARD: Well, actually, we’re gonna have a big feast first.
McKAY: Last supper, huh?
SHEPPARD: Well, it suits your Messiah complex.
McKAY: True.
McKAY: Hmm.
JEANIE: That’s what I said.
McKAY: You said, “Hmm”?
McKAY: Absolutely not!
JEANIE: We’re talking about saving your life!
McKAY: Look, my brain is not some new deck off the back of your house!
SHEPPARD: I’m not the one doing the surgery!
McKAY: Yeah. (He turns to Jennifer.) And as my parting advice, you need to stop letting these guys talk you into stupid things!
KELLER: I can do it.
McKAY: Really?
JEANIE: And I’m fairly sure I can modify the life signs detector.
McKAY: Yeah, with my help.
JEANIE: So help.
McKAY: Look, this isn’t one of those P.B.S. brain surgeries where my skull is wide open and we’re having a conversation?
KELLER: I have enough anaesthetic to put you out. You’re not gonna feel a thing.
McKAY: It’s probably a hammer!
TEYLA: Time is of the essence, Rodney. You need to make a decision.
JEANIE: Please, Mer. Let us try.
McKAY: Look, obviously I’d get around to consenting. It’s just, you’ve - you’ve thrown an awful lot at me all at once.
DEX: That’s life.
McKAY: Alright, well let me have a little ham.
SHEPPARD: No. No food before surgery.