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This story is way too funny not share.
The night started off with bowling. I went with Big Stag and I totally hussled his ass. During the first string I pretended I sucked hardcore and bowled like a 70. The second string, I stepped it up and bowled a 98, completely humilating him. Muhaha. Proving to him that broads can indeed bowl.
Then we go to Dave Charnley's little bender. There I see Alison Dassatti, Michelle Lamy, and Steph Herward. They are all amazed that Brooke the fucking Virgin Mary is at the same party as them and are all snapping pictures with me and shit. So I played beit ruit with Big Stag and I made him drink since I had to drive home. Then I went with Dave Charnley into his house to get my DVD's that he had. When we are in his house he pins me to the bed and kisses me. HAHAHAHA. I'm like "Dave, you're drunk" He's like "Brooke please just kiss me back, I've been wanting to do this for so long". Then Big Stags comes (unaware of what had just occured) so we all go downstairs.
At this point it's like 12:30 and I told my mom I would be home before she went to bed. So I really have to leave, well Big Stag gets into my car and is like "BN, we have to have a little discussion". Meanwhile Dave Charnley is like knocking on the window and hanging to the car. He finally leaves and now it's 12:38. I tell Big Stag he has until 12:40 to talk and then I'm bouncing. Well what does Big Stag do? Kisses me as well. Then his phone rings, it's Melanie, he answers it, says "WE'RE MAKING OUT" and then shuts his phone. Then he's like "I've wanted to do this for a while I just didn't have the balls". I hadn't heard that in like oh...the last half hour. So then I peace and go home.
I'm home, tucked in my bed about to get my slumber for Prom today and my phone rings, I'm assuming it's Big Stag, so I don't pick it up. Melanie starts to leave a message: "Brooke, both of your men just called me, telling me what happened, asking for my advice on how they can get with you". I talk to Mel and she's like "I am the screen door to BN" Then this morning she leaves me a myspace comment that is an old guy playing a fiddle with the caption "I pass this on to you". I love that girl.
Highschooly things like this never happen to me. I'm so amused. I like how I'm that intimidating that boys have to be drunk in order to put moves on me. Ha. It's only because I don't actually care about them at all. I get super nervous and way unintimidating if it's someone I actually have feelings for. Muaha. Now I am off to hot glue my prom dress back together.
The night started off with bowling. I went with Big Stag and I totally hussled his ass. During the first string I pretended I sucked hardcore and bowled like a 70. The second string, I stepped it up and bowled a 98, completely humilating him. Muhaha. Proving to him that broads can indeed bowl.
Then we go to Dave Charnley's little bender. There I see Alison Dassatti, Michelle Lamy, and Steph Herward. They are all amazed that Brooke the fucking Virgin Mary is at the same party as them and are all snapping pictures with me and shit. So I played beit ruit with Big Stag and I made him drink since I had to drive home. Then I went with Dave Charnley into his house to get my DVD's that he had. When we are in his house he pins me to the bed and kisses me. HAHAHAHA. I'm like "Dave, you're drunk" He's like "Brooke please just kiss me back, I've been wanting to do this for so long". Then Big Stags comes (unaware of what had just occured) so we all go downstairs.
At this point it's like 12:30 and I told my mom I would be home before she went to bed. So I really have to leave, well Big Stag gets into my car and is like "BN, we have to have a little discussion". Meanwhile Dave Charnley is like knocking on the window and hanging to the car. He finally leaves and now it's 12:38. I tell Big Stag he has until 12:40 to talk and then I'm bouncing. Well what does Big Stag do? Kisses me as well. Then his phone rings, it's Melanie, he answers it, says "WE'RE MAKING OUT" and then shuts his phone. Then he's like "I've wanted to do this for a while I just didn't have the balls". I hadn't heard that in like oh...the last half hour. So then I peace and go home.
I'm home, tucked in my bed about to get my slumber for Prom today and my phone rings, I'm assuming it's Big Stag, so I don't pick it up. Melanie starts to leave a message: "Brooke, both of your men just called me, telling me what happened, asking for my advice on how they can get with you". I talk to Mel and she's like "I am the screen door to BN" Then this morning she leaves me a myspace comment that is an old guy playing a fiddle with the caption "I pass this on to you". I love that girl.
Highschooly things like this never happen to me. I'm so amused. I like how I'm that intimidating that boys have to be drunk in order to put moves on me. Ha. It's only because I don't actually care about them at all. I get super nervous and way unintimidating if it's someone I actually have feelings for. Muaha. Now I am off to hot glue my prom dress back together.