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[awakeunafraid]

Anatomy (Part 2 of 2)
Panic! At The Disco; Brendon Urie/Jon Walker, Ryan Ross/Spencer Smith
R; For the wtf27 challenge prompt number 6: mpreg. Yeah, you read it. Herein lies one pregnant boy, one completely fictional affliction, and a lot of crack. For lady_stargazer, who did it first, but told me it was okay to do it too. The Ryan/Spencer is for her. Beta by the

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[fianna_fialena]

OK. Okay. Someone needs to write Fall Out Boy mpreg. Pete + baby would the the most hilarious thing ever. XD He'd have no CLUE how to take care of a baby, and Patrick would constantly have to rescue the poor thing. "No, Pete, don't- No, Pete, don't- Don't DO THAT! Rum isn't for babies!"

And pete would be "Hey, we're out of milk, pass the cream?" or in hotels he'd go through, like 50 little plastic creamers to fill up the bottle.

*dreamy sigh*

That said, I'm totally addicted to mpreg right now. And yaaaaay! :D :D I liked that Brendon wasn't all happy cheery, though I'm glad he kept it in the end, for I am a ridiculous sap. :D :D YAY BABIES!

Fave parts:

“How is it going to come out?” Brendon asked after a few moments. “I don’t have a vagina and there is no way it is coming out of my penis, I just want you to know.”

and

“It doesn’t. I’m saying don’t cuss because my baby can hear you, all right?” Brendon said.

“So what was that when you stubbed your toe last night?” Spencer asked.

“Do you two share a brain?” Brendon asked. “Jon, why are you not defending me? And why does Ryan have sex hair?”

Ryan was out of the room before anyone could actually answer.

and

("Do you see the size of my ass?" he had asked Ryan that morning. "How am I supposed to function, seriously?"

"It's to balance out your forty pound baby," Ryan said, watching Brendon with a perfectly straight face.

"You're so wrong, Ryan Ross," Brendon said after a moment. "There's at least 50 pounds of baby here."

Ryan laughed as Brendon waddled off.)

*bookmarks* :D :D

[thewayout]

AHAHHAHA The last thing Pete Wentz needs is a baby. Plus they'd have to mess up that pretty little tattoo to get it out. We can't be having that, now. I think Patrick pregnant would be the funniest, but that's mostly because he's already quick-tempered and prone to punching Pete in the face. Patrick Stump! What would pregnancy hormones do to you?

Thank you! I'm glad that you enjoyed it. The 50 pounds of baby was one of my finer moments, so I'm glad that you appreciated it.

[fianna_fialena]

Oh, you make a good point! *wistful for hormonal!Patrick* Can you just imagine the conversation with the doctor? "No. I'm not pregnant. NO, don't say it! I'm NOT pregnant! I don't care. Not. Pregnant. Okay? Okay. Let's go."

*g*

[duendeoflorien]

You wouldn't think that Patrick has temper problems; he seems like such a laid back dude, y'know? I read the Rolling Stone magazine article with them and the writer of the article made Patrick sound a little bitter, maybe? Yea. And then I read that he punched Pete and I was like, "WHOA, P-STUMP, WHAT?!"

But hi, either one of them with a baby would be hysterical.

Hahaha.

And Pete would be such a cool dad to that kid, Patrick being daddy of course.

/rambling

[heartscientist]

HI HI YEAH, YOU KNOW. I'm just saying, hey! If you ever felt like making Patrick pregnant, I'd be all for that shit. (Nobody wants ME to do it. I don't know enough FOB).

Pregnant Patrick! Punching Pete in the face! You can't give me this image and then not write it!

*big blinky appealing eyes*

Um, yes. I guess what I really meant to say was I WILL COMMENT THIS FIC LATER WITH THE LOVE IT DESERVES ♥ But you already know how I really feel about it, right? =D And MASSIVE MOTHERTRUCKING HEARTS because Ryan/Spencer!! For me!!

[thewayout]

HI HI, YEAH NOT WRITING MPREG EVER AGAIN. Maybe. I don't know.

Patrick would punch the shit out of Pete, man, and then Pete would go to fight back and Andy and Joe would have to hold him back because, like, they don't want the baby to get hurt.

Hiiiiii, ♥ you should. I love your comments. And yes, Ryan/Spencer all for you.

[heartscientist]

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD SAY THAT BUT I AM NOTHING IF NOT A TRIER! =D

I love YOU. The images! I'm bound to have some little writerly person I could bully into doing the FOB mpreg for me... >D

I appreciated it! Oh, my BOYS. ♥

[thewayout]

I'm still working on getting Jz to write Ryan pregnant, because that would be AWESOME. Someone should do that. And then someone should do Jon. And then we'll have a full set. HEY. And if I get my full set, then I'll write Patrick. OH YEAH.

:D

[heartscientist]

If you manage to convince Jz to do Ryan, I will then do Jon if it means you will do Patrick. Because, hello, set, awesome.

I am also that desperate for FOB baby-antics.

[thewayout]

Jz is totally not going to do Ryan, lmao. I'm pretty sure, anyway.

I don't know. I've only written FOB once and I don't keep up with them as well as I do Panic, so I'm not sure I'd be able to do it.

[heartscientist]

*pout*

I'll get FOB baby shenanigans somehow, though. >D

[thewayout]

LMAO. Well, as I said, if you can convince Jz, then, hey. We'll party on with our bad, mpregging selves.

[heartscientist]

Well.... I did pretty well with you, didn't I? *bats eyelashes*

(er i am so totally kidding no way am i talking to someone i don't know! wow.)

[thewayout]

awww, jz is nice and awesome and all kinds of good things like that. she doesn't even bite!

[heartscientist]

(that's the thing! she's too awesome! i can't!)

man i feel so lame now.

[thewayout]

lmao. awww, i think you could totally talk to her. i might mention it in my journal or something, though.