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Kittens! At The Disco
Ryan Ross / Spencer Smith ( Panic! At The Disco )
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For wtf27 prompt number 2: Transformation ( animals ). Thanks to _safi for help with this ridiculous-ass title. This crossover totally should never have happened, and if Ryan Ross hates my guts, it's totally because I do shit like this.

PS: Just so you have a visual? Spencer as a

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“I don’t even want to know,” Brendon said, before turning around and walking out.

“Spencer says you’re a cat molester!” Ryan called after him, and then yelped when Spencer pinched him hard in the ribs.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. omg, this was like...no. I have no words. You are awesome. AWESOME, I tell you. Because, KITTENS. And they're CUTE kittens! I mean, not that they wouldn't be. But, seriously, you got the kitten personalities down perfectly. Which sounds so, so weird typed out, but then again the whole thing is weird (in a totally awesome way, of course). XD

“Ohh, cranky and finicky?” the brunette said, looking at Ryan.

“Always,” Jon said, because that was actually a pretty fair description.

“But we love him anyway,” Brendon said.

Oh, emo Ryanross. Even as a kitten, we can't help but love you.

The thought was only compounded by the fact that Ryan didn’t kiss him back, and was looking at him, confused, when he pulled back with his lips burning slightly from the jalapenos Ryan had been eating on his nachos.

Oh oh oh, and this part! Poor Spencer. I liked how it was different from the norm, because usually it's all, they kiss and then OMG REALIZATION OF LOVE, but here it's not. Which is cool.

And then there's yay! consensual kissing! yay! AWWWW.

And then when I thought it couldn't get any better, YOU MADE SPENCER FALL IN THE TOILET OMG I LOVE YOU.

“You’ve got like, a fucking Hogwarts letter,” Jon said, then started laughing as Spencer reached out and snapped the envelope up off the table.
Is it sad that at this point I positively cackled?

And okay, I really did not mean for this comment to get so long, but KITTENS. YOU ARE AWESOME. The end.

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I like long comments! And I'm glad someone thinks I'm awesome!