I had perhaps one of the best days of my life today. shut up, it was so good!
look, flesh-eating bacteria exists. congenital birth defects happen. 36 people in the world age ten times as fast as you do. and you can have pustules on the insides of your eyeballs.
BUT,
you know:
Mike Rounds, governor of South Dakota, however, has it out for my happiness. he signed a bill into law banning all abortions in South Dakota. does that sound COMPLETELY IN VIOLATION OF ROE V WADE to anyone else? of course. and what do they want? supreme court hearings. and appeals. and more appeals and counter-appeals. and what does Joseph say? "of course, many politicians have seen it coming" aka "don't be so naive"
and I say "hmph"