In the order of the winning places:
"Do not use for personal hygiene" on a toilet brush
"This product moves when used" on a scooter
"Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally" on a thermometer
“Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating" on a blender
"Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device" on a packing material air-bag
The contest is held by the
M-LAW, a tort-reform group.