iTunes shuffle meme, for I am procrastinating oh-so much.
So, yeah... I'm skipping songs that I wouldn't actually sit and listen to the whole thing (I have a lot of random crap that isn't mine in my iTunes, as my dad and brother are too lazy and Luddite to figure out how to sync their iPods themselves).
Why are you taking yet another shuffle quiz?
Song: Given Up
Artist: Linkin Park
Comment: Pretty much.
What's currently in your fridge?
Song: Life is Beautiful
Artist: Sixx AM
Comment: In other words, mini cheesecakes for a work charity potluck.
Your biggest nightmare?
Song: I Want You
Artist: Savage Garden
Comment: Falling in love would be quite annoying. Falling in lust would be far preferable. A chick-a-cherry cola would be lovely (though I already have one, hehe).
What place would you like to visit?
Song: Kody
Artist: Matchbox Twenty
Comment: I hope that, wherever Kody is, it’s in England somewhere and happens to be located in Carole’s neighbourhood. :D
A reason to commit suicide?
Song: Nothing Else Matters
Artist: Metallica
Comment: I suppose having nothing left in life to live for might qualify. I suggest the alternative: get a hobby.
Why are we here?
Song: The Music of the Night
Artist: Michael Crawford with Barbra Streisand
Comment: In it for the music all the way!
Something you never dared to say to anyone...?
Song: Wonderwall
Artist: Oasis
Comment: I would never have the balls to tell someone I hero worshipped them, which is what the song is about. I’m far too cowardly for that.
One thing the world really doesn't need?
Song: Black Hole Sun
Artist: Soundgarden
Comment: Agreed.
What's your biggest unfulfilled wish?
Song: Prodigal Son
Artist: Sevendust
Comment: I rather like being the prodigal child, but I’ve woefully lost my ability to do so. Shame. I do well as a ne’er do well.
If you could invent something, what would it be?
Song: You Oughtta Know
Artist: Alanis Morissette
Comment: You tell me.
The last thing you say before you die?
Song: Closing Time
Artist: Semisonic
Comment: Um, gtfo of my bar?
What's your destiny?
Song: We Will Rock You
Artist: Queen
Comment: Obviously to either compose a sports anthem, be in an event where a sports anthem is used, or just be loved half as much as a sporting event and/or athlete.
What do you do when you're alone in an elevator?
Song: Free Fallin’
Artist: Tom Petty
Comment: I certainly hope not. Most unfortunate, Shuffle Button!
Why do people go fishing?
Song: Angel of Mine
Artist: Monica
Comment: God knows, I suppose. I, for one, have no idea.
What would you do with your slaves?
Song: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely
Artist: BSB
Comment: How very Thomas Jefferson.
Is there a man on the moon?
Song: Fell on Black Days
Artist: Soundgarden
Comment: If there is, he’s getting his ass eclipsed.
What does hell look like?
Song: A Lonely Jew on Christmas
Artist: Kyle Broflovsky in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Comment: Well that makes me sound quite intolerant.
About what would you like to write a book?
Song: This Kiss
Artist: Faith Hill
Comment: Yeah, it would probably be a romance. So sue me.
The best thing ever is...?
Song: Iris
Artist: Goo Goo Dolls
Comment: I like my irises, though I’d not likely call them the best ever. And it’s definitely not DeadManDerek’s fic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Song: I’ll Be
Artist: Edwin McCain
Comment: Well, I’ll be! He was just a misguided rose! (that’s the album title, so I’m not completely batshit)
Why do you listen to music?
Song: A Whole New World
Artist: Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle
Comment: Of course. It allows you to experience a wide range of emotion that you might not have encountered before and has the ability to change your mood. <3
What do you do when you're alone and nobody's watching?
Song: I’m Not Jesus
Artist: Apocalyptica
Comment: I is a bad girl, apparently.
Why are other people so stupid?
Song: Who Will Save Your Soul?
Artist: Jewel
Comment: I’m just going to not comment. Let’s just say that I don’t have an hour to expand on this principle.
Last thing you ate?
Song: Whatever
Artist: Godsmack
Comment: Chicken, PowerBar -- you know... whatever.
Why is grass green?
Song: Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Artist: Elton John
Comment: So people can shag outside and have something soft to do it on, I guess. And then the grass gets envious because it ain’t gettin’ any.
Your phone is ringing, but who's on the other end?
Song: Sittin’ at a Bar
Artist: Rehab
Comment: That sounds about right. People only call me when they want something, and many times, it’s been a designated driver. >.>
What should you stop doing?
Song: Paralyzer
Artist: Finger Eleven
Comment: I’ve not paralysed anyone before, but stopping before I start sounds like a good plan.
A word of advice to the readers of this quiz?
Song: Sex and Candy
Artist: Marcy Playground
Comment: If you have either of these, they’re a better use of your time.
Why are you taking yet another shuffle quiz?
Song: Given Up
Artist: Linkin Park
Comment: Pretty much.
What's currently in your fridge?
Song: Life is Beautiful
Artist: Sixx AM
Comment: In other words, mini cheesecakes for a work charity potluck.
Your biggest nightmare?
Song: I Want You
Artist: Savage Garden
Comment: Falling in love would be quite annoying. Falling in lust would be far preferable. A chick-a-cherry cola would be lovely (though I already have one, hehe).
What place would you like to visit?
Song: Kody
Artist: Matchbox Twenty
Comment: I hope that, wherever Kody is, it’s in England somewhere and happens to be located in Carole’s neighbourhood. :D
A reason to commit suicide?
Song: Nothing Else Matters
Artist: Metallica
Comment: I suppose having nothing left in life to live for might qualify. I suggest the alternative: get a hobby.
Why are we here?
Song: The Music of the Night
Artist: Michael Crawford with Barbra Streisand
Comment: In it for the music all the way!
Something you never dared to say to anyone...?
Song: Wonderwall
Artist: Oasis
Comment: I would never have the balls to tell someone I hero worshipped them, which is what the song is about. I’m far too cowardly for that.
One thing the world really doesn't need?
Song: Black Hole Sun
Artist: Soundgarden
Comment: Agreed.
What's your biggest unfulfilled wish?
Song: Prodigal Son
Artist: Sevendust
Comment: I rather like being the prodigal child, but I’ve woefully lost my ability to do so. Shame. I do well as a ne’er do well.
If you could invent something, what would it be?
Song: You Oughtta Know
Artist: Alanis Morissette
Comment: You tell me.
The last thing you say before you die?
Song: Closing Time
Artist: Semisonic
Comment: Um, gtfo of my bar?
What's your destiny?
Song: We Will Rock You
Artist: Queen
Comment: Obviously to either compose a sports anthem, be in an event where a sports anthem is used, or just be loved half as much as a sporting event and/or athlete.
What do you do when you're alone in an elevator?
Song: Free Fallin’
Artist: Tom Petty
Comment: I certainly hope not. Most unfortunate, Shuffle Button!
Why do people go fishing?
Song: Angel of Mine
Artist: Monica
Comment: God knows, I suppose. I, for one, have no idea.
What would you do with your slaves?
Song: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely
Artist: BSB
Comment: How very Thomas Jefferson.
Is there a man on the moon?
Song: Fell on Black Days
Artist: Soundgarden
Comment: If there is, he’s getting his ass eclipsed.
What does hell look like?
Song: A Lonely Jew on Christmas
Artist: Kyle Broflovsky in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Comment: Well that makes me sound quite intolerant.
About what would you like to write a book?
Song: This Kiss
Artist: Faith Hill
Comment: Yeah, it would probably be a romance. So sue me.
The best thing ever is...?
Song: Iris
Artist: Goo Goo Dolls
Comment: I like my irises, though I’d not likely call them the best ever. And it’s definitely not DeadManDerek’s fic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Song: I’ll Be
Artist: Edwin McCain
Comment: Well, I’ll be! He was just a misguided rose! (that’s the album title, so I’m not completely batshit)
Why do you listen to music?
Song: A Whole New World
Artist: Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle
Comment: Of course. It allows you to experience a wide range of emotion that you might not have encountered before and has the ability to change your mood. <3
What do you do when you're alone and nobody's watching?
Song: I’m Not Jesus
Artist: Apocalyptica
Comment: I is a bad girl, apparently.
Why are other people so stupid?
Song: Who Will Save Your Soul?
Artist: Jewel
Comment: I’m just going to not comment. Let’s just say that I don’t have an hour to expand on this principle.
Last thing you ate?
Song: Whatever
Artist: Godsmack
Comment: Chicken, PowerBar -- you know... whatever.
Why is grass green?
Song: Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Artist: Elton John
Comment: So people can shag outside and have something soft to do it on, I guess. And then the grass gets envious because it ain’t gettin’ any.
Your phone is ringing, but who's on the other end?
Song: Sittin’ at a Bar
Artist: Rehab
Comment: That sounds about right. People only call me when they want something, and many times, it’s been a designated driver. >.>
What should you stop doing?
Song: Paralyzer
Artist: Finger Eleven
Comment: I’ve not paralysed anyone before, but stopping before I start sounds like a good plan.
A word of advice to the readers of this quiz?
Song: Sex and Candy
Artist: Marcy Playground
Comment: If you have either of these, they’re a better use of your time.