Ridiculously long meme from Rachel
1. What curse word do you use the most?
Shit
2. Do you own an iPod?
Pink 2nd Generation iPod Nano-4GB. Yes, it’s old, and no, I don’t care.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
Natalie or Gina
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
-checks- 8:30am Fuck that. :D
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Unfortunately, yes, I do.
6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
School./Rachel
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take the picture. I have a face that shatters lenses. >.>
8. What was the last movie you watched?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. :D
9. Do any of your friends have children?
Some.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yep, and with good reason. /Rachel
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Never. I sleep at will, seemingly.
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
I don’t really have a CD player, except in my car. I don’t have a CD in there, because I have my iPod plugged into the auxiliary jack.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Neither, honestly, but I’ll take chocolate over white if it has to be one or the other.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Any answer to this question would be like revealing the secret in a way. Part of having a secret is for no one to know you have one. So, therefore, meme, you may kindly blow this question out of your ass. Sideways. With a hammer.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
In NYC last November, right before seeing Wicked.
16. Can you whistle?
Pretty well. I can’t do that two-finger, ear-splitting whistle, but I can whistle a tune.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The face. I want to know what kind of person they are, and that is always written on the face.
18. What are you looking forward to?
Finishing this damned Harmony chapter, and then finishing this damned Written in the Stars chapter, so I can finish my damned SBBC requirements and get to my SPEW Spooky Swap story, for which I have no ideas. At all. FML.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
As a child? I still watch cartoons.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
No. Mostly athletic apparel.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Writing or grumbling about how Facebook games rule my life. >.<
22. Is anyone in love with you?
Probably not./Rachel
23. What was the last song you heard?
Hedwig’s Theme from the SS/PS soundtrack. <3
24. Last time you cried?
Er, I can’t remember.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Desktop
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I’m just going to say never to both.
27. What’s the weather like?
About 70ºF (Er, 21ºC for you non-North Americans)
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
No. Eww.
29. What did you do before this?
Just got home from work.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
About four months ago.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
To function-six. To function on all cylinders-eight or nine.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Pfft. No. Almost never, actually.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Depends on whether I’m working. When I’m not, then no.
34. What did you do last night?
Wrote Harmony and played Café World until the wee hours of the morning.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
No, meme. I am not sarcastic at all.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Twenty-six.
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Merlin’s most moth-eaten knickers, yes.
38. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes. It was stupid.
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
About equal.
40. Do you like mustard?
NO, HATE IT SO MUCH. /Rachel
41. Do you sleep on your side?
No idea. I’m asleep, so I don’t really know.
42. Do you watch the news?
Only Jon Stewart. The normal news is boring.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
The claw end of a hammer.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Uh, no idea. I haven’t been pissy for a while.
45. Do you like anybody?
I like a lot of people. You really must be more specific, meme.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
A bottle of water.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left. /Rachel In other news…what a stupid ass question.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I’m sure I can, but you’d have to threaten me with death to get me in a pool, let alone dive.
49. What colour is your razor?
Black and silver, mostly. The handle is a men’s razor (it was cheaper), but the head is a women’s razor cartridge (teal).
50. What is your blood-type?
I don’t know. I was supposed to get a card in the mail after I gave blood, but they never sent me one.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
My computer. I have a lot of crap to get done.
52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
Er, I don’t know. If there has been one, I never heard it.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
They’re okay.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
At my house? Four. /Rachel
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Sporty Spice. She wore the most clothing.
56. Do you know what time it is?
A shade after 10pm
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
I could sing along with it and get a majority of it right, but I don’t think I could just bust it out without the actual song playing.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Sit on the floor, pull a pen and paper from my purse and doodle. If that wasn’t available, probably take a nap or sing to myself.
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
I don't chew gum because of my dental work. It used to be spearmint.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
False. Some things just aren’t cool. Ever.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Fuck you, meme. Why does everyone’s world have to revolve around romance?
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yep. A lot, actually.
63. Do you like to sleep?
No, I LOVE to sleep /Rachel
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Yes.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Every single word, including the altered lyrics for Jessica Sierra’s cover from American Idol. Effing love that song.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
I don’t want a bright yellow anything. Or a Ford.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
A year to myself to write, a fridge full of Cherry Coke, and some peace and fucking quiet. Will never get that in a million years, but a girl can dream, eh?
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Not right now. I will in about a week, though.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I would rather not swim. I hate water. I don’t like drinking it, and I don’t like immersing myself in it. I tolerate it for the sake of showering, but that’s about it.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Yep. I’m a fatty, and that’s a staple in my wardrobe for its illusion properties.
71. Describe your hair:
Boring.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
Maybe a bit. I really just don’t like things with more than four legs or less than two. Gross.
73. Are you an adult?
Yes, unfortunately
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
At work.
75. Do you have a tan?
I’m whiter than Santa’s backside.
76. Are you a television addict?
No.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Negative.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
Not in the sense of being a candy fiend.
79. Do you like orange juice?
No
80. What sign are you?
Gemini. And do I have a split personality? Sure the hell do.
Shit
2. Do you own an iPod?
Pink 2nd Generation iPod Nano-4GB. Yes, it’s old, and no, I don’t care.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
Natalie or Gina
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
-checks- 8:30am Fuck that. :D
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Unfortunately, yes, I do.
6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
School./Rachel
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take the picture. I have a face that shatters lenses. >.>
8. What was the last movie you watched?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. :D
9. Do any of your friends have children?
Some.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yep, and with good reason. /Rachel
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Never. I sleep at will, seemingly.
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
I don’t really have a CD player, except in my car. I don’t have a CD in there, because I have my iPod plugged into the auxiliary jack.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Neither, honestly, but I’ll take chocolate over white if it has to be one or the other.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Any answer to this question would be like revealing the secret in a way. Part of having a secret is for no one to know you have one. So, therefore, meme, you may kindly blow this question out of your ass. Sideways. With a hammer.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
In NYC last November, right before seeing Wicked.
16. Can you whistle?
Pretty well. I can’t do that two-finger, ear-splitting whistle, but I can whistle a tune.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The face. I want to know what kind of person they are, and that is always written on the face.
18. What are you looking forward to?
Finishing this damned Harmony chapter, and then finishing this damned Written in the Stars chapter, so I can finish my damned SBBC requirements and get to my SPEW Spooky Swap story, for which I have no ideas. At all. FML.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
As a child? I still watch cartoons.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
No. Mostly athletic apparel.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Writing or grumbling about how Facebook games rule my life. >.<
22. Is anyone in love with you?
Probably not./Rachel
23. What was the last song you heard?
Hedwig’s Theme from the SS/PS soundtrack. <3
24. Last time you cried?
Er, I can’t remember.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Desktop
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I’m just going to say never to both.
27. What’s the weather like?
About 70ºF (Er, 21ºC for you non-North Americans)
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
No. Eww.
29. What did you do before this?
Just got home from work.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
About four months ago.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
To function-six. To function on all cylinders-eight or nine.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Pfft. No. Almost never, actually.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Depends on whether I’m working. When I’m not, then no.
34. What did you do last night?
Wrote Harmony and played Café World until the wee hours of the morning.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
No, meme. I am not sarcastic at all.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Twenty-six.
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Merlin’s most moth-eaten knickers, yes.
38. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes. It was stupid.
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
About equal.
40. Do you like mustard?
NO, HATE IT SO MUCH. /Rachel
41. Do you sleep on your side?
No idea. I’m asleep, so I don’t really know.
42. Do you watch the news?
Only Jon Stewart. The normal news is boring.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
The claw end of a hammer.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Uh, no idea. I haven’t been pissy for a while.
45. Do you like anybody?
I like a lot of people. You really must be more specific, meme.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
A bottle of water.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Left. /Rachel In other news…what a stupid ass question.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I’m sure I can, but you’d have to threaten me with death to get me in a pool, let alone dive.
49. What colour is your razor?
Black and silver, mostly. The handle is a men’s razor (it was cheaper), but the head is a women’s razor cartridge (teal).
50. What is your blood-type?
I don’t know. I was supposed to get a card in the mail after I gave blood, but they never sent me one.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
My computer. I have a lot of crap to get done.
52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
Er, I don’t know. If there has been one, I never heard it.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
They’re okay.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
At my house? Four. /Rachel
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Sporty Spice. She wore the most clothing.
56. Do you know what time it is?
A shade after 10pm
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
I could sing along with it and get a majority of it right, but I don’t think I could just bust it out without the actual song playing.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Sit on the floor, pull a pen and paper from my purse and doodle. If that wasn’t available, probably take a nap or sing to myself.
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
I don't chew gum because of my dental work. It used to be spearmint.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
False. Some things just aren’t cool. Ever.
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Fuck you, meme. Why does everyone’s world have to revolve around romance?
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yep. A lot, actually.
63. Do you like to sleep?
No, I LOVE to sleep /Rachel
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Yes.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Every single word, including the altered lyrics for Jessica Sierra’s cover from American Idol. Effing love that song.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
I don’t want a bright yellow anything. Or a Ford.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
A year to myself to write, a fridge full of Cherry Coke, and some peace and fucking quiet. Will never get that in a million years, but a girl can dream, eh?
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Not right now. I will in about a week, though.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I would rather not swim. I hate water. I don’t like drinking it, and I don’t like immersing myself in it. I tolerate it for the sake of showering, but that’s about it.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Yep. I’m a fatty, and that’s a staple in my wardrobe for its illusion properties.
71. Describe your hair:
Boring.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
Maybe a bit. I really just don’t like things with more than four legs or less than two. Gross.
73. Are you an adult?
Yes, unfortunately
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
At work.
75. Do you have a tan?
I’m whiter than Santa’s backside.
76. Are you a television addict?
No.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Negative.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
Not in the sense of being a candy fiend.
79. Do you like orange juice?
No
80. What sign are you?
Gemini. And do I have a split personality? Sure the hell do.