THE HP meme
Hex, Incarcerate or Snog - sort out the following from the groups below.
Sirius, James, Peter
Hex - Sirius, Incarcerate - Peter, Snog - James (he's more my type)
Harry, Ron, Hermione
Hex - Hermione (hands off my snogger), Incarcerate - Ron, Snog - HARRY!!
Draco, Crabbe, Goyle
Hex - Goyle, Incarcerate - Crabbe Snog - Draco (kind of obvious) /Carole
Crouch (snr), Fudge, Yaxley
Hex - Fudge, Incarcerate - Yaxley, Snog (shudders) Crouch /Carole (Does this one have a right answer for tthe 'snog' portion? Methinks not.)
Rita, Narcissa, Dolores
Hex - Rita, Incarcerate - Dolores, Snog - Narcissa /Carole Narcissa is probably the least offensive of them all. She DID save Harry, so he isn't totally made up of dung and crawly things inside.
Who do you think should have killed ( or captured) ..
Bellatrix - Neville /Carole
McNair - Hagrid (JK got that one right)/ Carole
Greyback - Remus or Bill, but mostly Remus
Voldemort - Harry. It just couldn't have been anyone else.
Crabbe - Draco. He needed to see the error in his ways, and stopping his former minion is a good way to make amends.
Couples who should have got together for a post battle snog. Yay or Nay.(This is immediately after the Battle)
Luna/Neville Yes
Luna/Dean Yes
Luna/Ron Why not?
Luna/Draco No
Luna/Ginny Why not?
Luna/No-one (she seems very popular all of a sudden) That could work just as well.
George/Angelina No - too soon /Carole
Geroge/Katie Bell No - too soon /Carole
Oliver/Katie No, because she has to end up with Draco first!!! Later, though.
Oliver/Charlie It works in my head, mostly because of the wonderful fic that Kara should finish. (hint)
Oliver/Cho Lololololololol
Cho/Katie Nope. Katie is for Draco.
Cho/Harry Ha ha - yeah that would annoy Ginny /Carole ...and that makes
Harry/Ginny If they must. Albus has to be born somehow.
Harry/Hermione Yesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry/Ron If they really wanted to...
Harry/Snape Icky /Carole
Harry/Kreacher ha ha ha - No /Carole
Molly/Arthur Hmmm, I haven't wrecked a canon marriage in a while...
Molly/Lockhart ha ha - let Molly have some fun /Carole
Arthur/Malfalda Well, That's quite random
Kingsley/Andromeda Why not?
Kingsley/Rita No...Rita needs to have a one-night stand with someone, but I'm fairly certain it wouldn't be Kingsley. He should shag Hestia Jones and have a bunch of uber-intelligent kids.
What do you think Neville should do with his new found fame and popularity?
Write a book about Harry as a person and not the 'Chosen One'. Or just raise awareness of the dangers of venomous tentaculas.
Finally,
What should Harry have in his sandwich?
Hmm...I'll have to go with a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki from Subway. (mmm)
Sirius, James, Peter
Hex - Sirius, Incarcerate - Peter, Snog - James (he's more my type)
Harry, Ron, Hermione
Hex - Hermione (hands off my snogger), Incarcerate - Ron, Snog - HARRY!!
Draco, Crabbe, Goyle
Hex - Goyle, Incarcerate - Crabbe Snog - Draco (kind of obvious) /Carole
Crouch (snr), Fudge, Yaxley
Hex - Fudge, Incarcerate - Yaxley, Snog (shudders) Crouch /Carole (Does this one have a right answer for tthe 'snog' portion? Methinks not.)
Rita, Narcissa, Dolores
Hex - Rita, Incarcerate - Dolores, Snog - Narcissa /Carole Narcissa is probably the least offensive of them all. She DID save Harry, so he isn't totally made up of dung and crawly things inside.
Who do you think should have killed ( or captured) ..
Bellatrix - Neville /Carole
McNair - Hagrid (JK got that one right)/ Carole
Greyback - Remus or Bill, but mostly Remus
Voldemort - Harry. It just couldn't have been anyone else.
Crabbe - Draco. He needed to see the error in his ways, and stopping his former minion is a good way to make amends.
Couples who should have got together for a post battle snog. Yay or Nay.(This is immediately after the Battle)
Luna/Neville Yes
Luna/Dean Yes
Luna/Ron Why not?
Luna/Draco No
Luna/Ginny Why not?
Luna/No-one (she seems very popular all of a sudden) That could work just as well.
George/Angelina No - too soon /Carole
Geroge/Katie Bell No - too soon /Carole
Oliver/Katie No, because she has to end up with Draco first!!! Later, though.
Oliver/Charlie It works in my head, mostly because of the wonderful fic that Kara should finish. (hint)
Oliver/Cho Lololololololol
Cho/Katie Nope. Katie is for Draco.
Cho/Harry Ha ha - yeah that would annoy Ginny /Carole ...and that makes
Harry/Ginny If they must. Albus has to be born somehow.
Harry/Hermione Yesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry/Ron If they really wanted to...
Harry/Snape Icky /Carole
Harry/Kreacher ha ha ha - No /Carole
Molly/Arthur Hmmm, I haven't wrecked a canon marriage in a while...
Molly/Lockhart ha ha - let Molly have some fun /Carole
Arthur/Malfalda Well, That's quite random
Kingsley/Andromeda Why not?
Kingsley/Rita No...Rita needs to have a one-night stand with someone, but I'm fairly certain it wouldn't be Kingsley. He should shag Hestia Jones and have a bunch of uber-intelligent kids.
What do you think Neville should do with his new found fame and popularity?
Write a book about Harry as a person and not the 'Chosen One'. Or just raise awareness of the dangers of venomous tentaculas.
Finally,
What should Harry have in his sandwich?
Hmm...I'll have to go with a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki from Subway. (mmm)