working and working and working

Aug 06, 2004 22:11

So today I went into work. It was great times, but it was also work. Lots of funny things happened. Jennifer and I had to stand up against this display case thing that we keep steaks in (just remember there are steaks in it so it has to be refrigerated and therefore it is cold) while we waited to seat people. Well we were leaning up against it and our butts are on it, and then I think...hmm maybe our body heat is going to cause there to be butt circles because the case is so cold! So we start laughing and sorta freaking out at the same time, and are too scared to move because we think that there might be butt circles...well there weren't, but this really cute guy that was standing there heard us talking about it and started laughing hysterically. I thought it was funny too, so I didn't think it was embarrassing that he heard and was laughing at us. Well two minutes later I had to seat him and all he talked about was my nonexistent butt circles! It was horrible! When I was telling the other hostesses about it, they were laughing and we were talking about what might leave butt prints. So I am standing there, and I was just kidding and said that I bet if I farted it would fog it up! We were all just being stupid and decided someone had to try it by the end of the night! LOL! so I did of course...hehehe...it didn't work. But this server Mike came over while we were talking about it, and I smelled an apple dessert and I told everyone to smell, and he thought that I was telling him to smell a fart and it was hilarious! He said it was the funniest thing in the world when pretty girls talk about dropping a heavy one! I cried I was laughing so hard! So I came home from work and ate some rolls. No big thing...but then I went outside to throw the to-go box in the big trashcan thingy. So its dark and I walk up to the trashcan, and go to open the lid, and I hear this hissing and I scream like a little girl, and run away from this massive raccoon! I almost died throwing away a box and getting attacked by a crazy raccoon! I ran so fast...it was hilarious! My dad was pulling his car in the garage so he was outside and saw the whole thing and I don't think I have ever seen him laugh that hard in his whole life. It really was quite hilarious! I hope tomorrow is as eventful as today was! Everyday would be just grand if amusing things like that happened. Well I think I am going to go and watch a movie...maybe Fight Club or Top Gun...I don't know yet...but either way it is sure to be a good time!
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