Russian women as weird exotic creatures on high heels

Feb 19, 2011 15:56

http://blogs.forbes.com/kiriblakeley/2011/02/17/sports-illustrated-model-irina-shayk-and-the-allure-of-the-russian-girl/

Some people write really weird stuff.

The author believes that In Moscow, every Irina, Nastya, Tanya and Ekaterina is drop dead beautiful.

"So I went to Moscow, and it was true. Everywhere you looked-flawless skin, high cheekbones, perfect noses, pouty lips. Plus, they can walk over ice floes in stiletto heels and Artic temps don’t impede their desire to sashay around in teensy-tiny tube skirts. When they are 16, sure. Then they get some common sense back and start wearing more convenient stuff.

The author is puzzled over that Russian thing and goes to a known expert in Russian women:

I put the question to a dedicated Russo-chick-phile (one wasn’t hard to find). Tyler Wilson, a 32-year-old banker who lives in New York City, has dated over 20 Russian women, the longest relationship lasting 5 months. He often meets them on Russian dating sites. Russian women, he says, have a “cold and mysterious” beauty to them and an “aura of indescribable class.” yeah, he is the expert, all. right. Excuse me while I throw up.

Russian lassies, she informed him, don’t even buy their own cup of coffee. Yes, some do believe something like it. they were raised to believe it is proper for a man to invite on a date and to pay for dinner, and only evil feminists pay for themselves. But it is a double-edged problem, since many men believe that a paid dinner allows them to demand sex in return. :(

He also says that emotiveness is anathema to the ravishing Ruskies. “Don’t show any emotion, positive or negative, with these women,” he warns. What a bunch of crap.

“For some reason, I keep coming back for more,” he swoons. “Everything from their accents to their fur coats sets these women apart Yes, it is very amazing to have an accent. So very exotic. Normal people don't have one. And fur coats - they are warm, you know. Especially in the absence of high-tech down parkas.

I really feel the need of an icon with Illyria's fist...

importance of being russian, rant

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