MTW Slashy Moments
Since the MTW boys sometimes get a bit silly here's a collection of slashy/rude/funny moments!
Dara - "There'll obviously be a pause here as Frankie fucks off."
Russell - "My name is not 'off'."
Mark - "Oh wow you've got really soft skin!"
Russell - "Oh thanks."
Dara - "Anal lube!"
Hugh - "Could you name a brand of anal lube?"
Andy - "Anushole or something or is that for piles?"
Dara - "Who would call lube anushole?!"
Frankie - "If someone whips out anushole you think 'I'm not lubing up his anus he's got piles!'"
Russell - "We gotta keep a bit of lube in [the show] surely."
Mark - "I dunno I think it's all or nothing."
Hugh - "Sell it Dara."
Russell - "Do it sexy Dara, sexy!"
Frankie - "Take your cocks out it's the last MTW!"
Russell - "Bang your dick against the telly it's MTW time!"
Hugh - "Dara, if there's any beating to be administered, would I be able to do it?"
Frankie - "Hugh has to be careful because this week I discovered slash fiction which is basically gay fiction on the internet where they have people like Captain Kirk and Spock shagging each other and there's one of me and Hugh." [Hugh raises his arms] "I don't know why you're doing that Hugh coz you're the reciever."
Hugh - "I'm just going to make it easier for you."
Frankie - "And the most offensive part is when they describe my pubes as being ginger."
Dara - "To be honest the anal lube probably won't make the cut but we'll all have fun in the studio with the anal lube anyway."
Hugh - [mimes] "That's putting in anal lube."
Russell - "No you don't do it like that!"
Frankie - Answer: 3 billion "Is it how much sperm constitutes a mouthful?"
Dara - [about anal lube] "I'll keep it as a treat for later."
Frankie - "Who would have thought [the anal lube] would have caused so much friction?"
Dara - "You'd think it would ease the passage."
Adam Hills - "Do you hire it [Brokeback Mountain] was there just a point when your dad looked at you like 'is there something you want to tell me?'"
Russell - "I was listening to Rufus Wainwright at the time, wandering around in a pink romper suit."
Cue relentless dad incest jokes
Adam helps Russell stretch out his cramp
Adam - "Hey Russell..."
Russell - "No I don't want to watch [Brokeback Mountain] again!"
Adam - "I was just going to suggest a camping trip!"
Ed - "Oh stop, he's my best friend!"
Dara - "One week it's Connie Huck, next it's you."
Russell - "Nobody bites my balls, Dara!"
On Dara's weight loss
Russell - "He [Dara] looks like a Russian bodyguard."
Frankie - "We were all quite worried when we heard about the weight loss because we thought you had AIDS. I mean none of us wore a condom."
Hugh - "I'm going to walk like a dinosaur now."
Russell - "Let's see what happens if can lasso a dinosaur."
Hugh - "I had my face frighteningly close to your penis then."
Russell - "I know it was like a jurassic version of Brokeback Mountain."
Adam Hills takes his leg off for a joke
Russell - "I couldn't look away all I could think was 'the leg, I want to touch the leg'."
Russell - "A huge hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality."
Dara - "They both have to share this last topic... it's 'Gay Marrraige'."
Frankie - *wiggles his eyebrows at Andy*
... Dara - "Frankie would you like to take a crack at this?"
Frankie - "Nice choice of words there Dara."
Dara - "Well, [the Harlequins team name] doesn't exactly scream 'Rugby'."
Hugh - "It probably would if you squeezed it hard enough."
Frankie - "Hugh, are you mistreating that Harlequin again?"
Andy - "Yeah?!"
Ed - "Yeah!"
Russell - " Alright, you two! God feel the sexual tension in this room!"
Andy - "It's this young James May, he's getting my all worked up!"
Dara - "There'll obviously be a pause here as Frankie fucks off."
Russell - "My name is not 'off'."
Mark - "Oh wow you've got really soft skin!"
Russell - "Oh thanks."
Dara - "Anal lube!"
Hugh - "Could you name a brand of anal lube?"
Andy - "Anushole or something or is that for piles?"
Dara - "Who would call lube anushole?!"
Frankie - "If someone whips out anushole you think 'I'm not lubing up his anus he's got piles!'"
Russell - "We gotta keep a bit of lube in [the show] surely."
Mark - "I dunno I think it's all or nothing."
Hugh - "Sell it Dara."
Russell - "Do it sexy Dara, sexy!"
Frankie - "Take your cocks out it's the last MTW!"
Russell - "Bang your dick against the telly it's MTW time!"
Hugh - "Dara, if there's any beating to be administered, would I be able to do it?"
Frankie - "Hugh has to be careful because this week I discovered slash fiction which is basically gay fiction on the internet where they have people like Captain Kirk and Spock shagging each other and there's one of me and Hugh." [Hugh raises his arms] "I don't know why you're doing that Hugh coz you're the reciever."
Hugh - "I'm just going to make it easier for you."
Frankie - "And the most offensive part is when they describe my pubes as being ginger."
Dara - "To be honest the anal lube probably won't make the cut but we'll all have fun in the studio with the anal lube anyway."
Hugh - [mimes] "That's putting in anal lube."
Russell - "No you don't do it like that!"
Frankie - Answer: 3 billion "Is it how much sperm constitutes a mouthful?"
Dara - [about anal lube] "I'll keep it as a treat for later."
Frankie - "Who would have thought [the anal lube] would have caused so much friction?"
Dara - "You'd think it would ease the passage."
Adam Hills - "Do you hire it [Brokeback Mountain] was there just a point when your dad looked at you like 'is there something you want to tell me?'"
Russell - "I was listening to Rufus Wainwright at the time, wandering around in a pink romper suit."
Cue relentless dad incest jokes
Adam helps Russell stretch out his cramp
Adam - "Hey Russell..."
Russell - "No I don't want to watch [Brokeback Mountain] again!"
Adam - "I was just going to suggest a camping trip!"
Ed - "Oh stop, he's my best friend!"
Dara - "One week it's Connie Huck, next it's you."
Russell - "Nobody bites my balls, Dara!"
On Dara's weight loss
Russell - "He [Dara] looks like a Russian bodyguard."
Frankie - "We were all quite worried when we heard about the weight loss because we thought you had AIDS. I mean none of us wore a condom."
Hugh - "I'm going to walk like a dinosaur now."
Russell - "Let's see what happens if can lasso a dinosaur."
Hugh - "I had my face frighteningly close to your penis then."
Russell - "I know it was like a jurassic version of Brokeback Mountain."
Adam Hills takes his leg off for a joke
Russell - "I couldn't look away all I could think was 'the leg, I want to touch the leg'."
Russell - "A huge hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality."
Dara - "They both have to share this last topic... it's 'Gay Marrraige'."
Frankie - *wiggles his eyebrows at Andy*
... Dara - "Frankie would you like to take a crack at this?"
Frankie - "Nice choice of words there Dara."
Dara - "Well, [the Harlequins team name] doesn't exactly scream 'Rugby'."
Hugh - "It probably would if you squeezed it hard enough."
Frankie - "Hugh, are you mistreating that Harlequin again?"
Andy - "Yeah?!"
Ed - "Yeah!"
Russell - " Alright, you two! God feel the sexual tension in this room!"
Andy - "It's this young James May, he's getting my all worked up!"