Jul 20, 2005 03:23
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
straight up garbage..
so last night a good friend was in town and i had made this ice cream cake to bring over to another friends house where we would soon play many a gay board game, drink and watch anchorman... since it was also hot and humid as hell and i had previously made an ice cream cake for a baby shower, i still had a coffin-sized cooler in my backseat. the only problem was i needed some cold packs or ice bags to keep the cake cool. what is in my freezer?? frozen hot pockets, cod loins, raw meats and frozen vegetables...so i go with a bag of frozen broccoli. i drive into the night transporting the glorious cake, games were played, fun was had. then tonight i get off work and hop in my car. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH what the hell is that stench!? good gawd!! and then it hits me...the broccoli is still in the coffin. immediately i drive away, windows down and make a pit stop at babys r us to dump off the hot and moist bag of soggy, rotten broccoli in the trash can... sigh, relief..no more stank car.