GIANT JANE RIDES AGAIN!!!
let's focus our attention on August 11th of 2002's entry:*****************************************
giant jane drives a jag. [11 Aug 2002|02:26am]
giant jane = 35 year old, 5+ foot baby sporting a little girl's dress (you know, the ones with flowers or polka dots with bows and lace bib necks), white folded lace socks, kids dress shoes with the buckle, and a white pat'n leather purse. think gummo.
-giant jane walks into once upon a child and asks me for a small bag. 2 seconds later she rips open a bag of sunflower seeds and uses the bag i gave her to spit the shells into.
-for the next 15 minutes, giant jane does nothing but wander the store staring and mumbling.
"oh my god, those kids are making a mess. i'm serious. look, i'm se-ri-ous!!!"
"that lady has pretty hair."
-finally she comes to the counter and i ask her if she's ready to check out.
"no, why!?!?".........alright then.
-after a while i begin to wonder where she came from and who let her out by herself. she decides to not buy any dresses.
"i'll be back tomorrow. i'm gonna go around the corner and see what old man harold has."..........alright then.
-lindsay and i watch her leave, curious of how she'll be getting home. i was expecting a barbie car or tricycle, but oh that's right! BABIES DRIVE JAGS.
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well after 2 years of not seeing the most amazing character of a lifetime, giant jane shows herself again, only at job 2, bd's mongolian barbeque. last week she stopped in wearing a skirt, knee high white socks and half of her hair up and divided into FOUR pigtails. she came in for a COKE TO GO, not even any food. the entire restaurant was already in awe by her unique ensemble but they had no idea what they were about to see. after giant jane had made her purchase, she proceeded to get in her 3 FOOT BARBIE POWERWHEEL CAR with a motor and drive off down the parking lot going about 5 mph!!!! apparently she has been spotted before at target, burlington coat factory and has flashed people her diaper when she gets stares. SIMPLY AMAZING!
giant jane drives a jag. [11 Aug 2002|02:26am]
giant jane = 35 year old, 5+ foot baby sporting a little girl's dress (you know, the ones with flowers or polka dots with bows and lace bib necks), white folded lace socks, kids dress shoes with the buckle, and a white pat'n leather purse. think gummo.
-giant jane walks into once upon a child and asks me for a small bag. 2 seconds later she rips open a bag of sunflower seeds and uses the bag i gave her to spit the shells into.
-for the next 15 minutes, giant jane does nothing but wander the store staring and mumbling.
"oh my god, those kids are making a mess. i'm serious. look, i'm se-ri-ous!!!"
"that lady has pretty hair."
-finally she comes to the counter and i ask her if she's ready to check out.
"no, why!?!?".........alright then.
-after a while i begin to wonder where she came from and who let her out by herself. she decides to not buy any dresses.
"i'll be back tomorrow. i'm gonna go around the corner and see what old man harold has."..........alright then.
-lindsay and i watch her leave, curious of how she'll be getting home. i was expecting a barbie car or tricycle, but oh that's right! BABIES DRIVE JAGS.
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well after 2 years of not seeing the most amazing character of a lifetime, giant jane shows herself again, only at job 2, bd's mongolian barbeque. last week she stopped in wearing a skirt, knee high white socks and half of her hair up and divided into FOUR pigtails. she came in for a COKE TO GO, not even any food. the entire restaurant was already in awe by her unique ensemble but they had no idea what they were about to see. after giant jane had made her purchase, she proceeded to get in her 3 FOOT BARBIE POWERWHEEL CAR with a motor and drive off down the parking lot going about 5 mph!!!! apparently she has been spotted before at target, burlington coat factory and has flashed people her diaper when she gets stares. SIMPLY AMAZING!