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basically today was cool.
ashley lynn and me hung out at ashleys for a little while, and the ICE CREAM MAN came.
so i was all like "ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!"
and thankfully i had money, and treated us.
because i'm awesome
then we went to this party in eden.
this little nine year old boy kept bitching me out.. saying shit like "NOBODY LIKES YOU YOURE A LOSER"
so i told him to shut up and called him a pencil dick.
they had one of those cool things that that have in playgrounds sometimes where you spin it and people are on there and yeah.
they spin around.
forgot what its called.
but yeah this girl was like "ONLY THE LITTLE KIDS"
so i was all like "yeah tiny. get off"
because i'm a bitch.
but hey, i dont care how old you are.. i'll bitch at you too.
but yeah.
long story short.. he threw a bucket of water at me.. i told him i'd kick him in the balls..
and this extremely religious girl told me to stop talking dirty to him..
and then put ashleys cousin in a headlock and did this ear splitting scream while doing it.
freaked the shit out of me.
but yeah.
ashleys stepdads mom owns an explosives factory, and he partially owns it.. and did like an hour long fire works display.
it was worth about $10,000
then the people who i was babysitting for offered me a ride since they were going home anyways from somewhere.
turns out theyre extremely awesome.
theyre young and yeah.
they asked me what music i like..
and it turns out they like like.. smashing pumpkins.. nirvana.. the offspring..etc.
a lot of 90's.
he ordered me a sub because hes cool even though i said he shouldnt.. and then they left and i babysat samantha.
shes awesome.
i think shes the coolest 2 year old in existance.
we watched shrek 2 and then i put her to bed.
made thirty dollars for like i think two hours.
and all i did was watch one and a half movies.
sweet.
ashley lynn and me hung out at ashleys for a little while, and the ICE CREAM MAN came.
so i was all like "ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!"
and thankfully i had money, and treated us.
because i'm awesome
then we went to this party in eden.
this little nine year old boy kept bitching me out.. saying shit like "NOBODY LIKES YOU YOURE A LOSER"
so i told him to shut up and called him a pencil dick.
they had one of those cool things that that have in playgrounds sometimes where you spin it and people are on there and yeah.
they spin around.
forgot what its called.
but yeah this girl was like "ONLY THE LITTLE KIDS"
so i was all like "yeah tiny. get off"
because i'm a bitch.
but hey, i dont care how old you are.. i'll bitch at you too.
but yeah.
long story short.. he threw a bucket of water at me.. i told him i'd kick him in the balls..
and this extremely religious girl told me to stop talking dirty to him..
and then put ashleys cousin in a headlock and did this ear splitting scream while doing it.
freaked the shit out of me.
but yeah.
ashleys stepdads mom owns an explosives factory, and he partially owns it.. and did like an hour long fire works display.
it was worth about $10,000
then the people who i was babysitting for offered me a ride since they were going home anyways from somewhere.
turns out theyre extremely awesome.
theyre young and yeah.
they asked me what music i like..
and it turns out they like like.. smashing pumpkins.. nirvana.. the offspring..etc.
a lot of 90's.
he ordered me a sub because hes cool even though i said he shouldnt.. and then they left and i babysat samantha.
shes awesome.
i think shes the coolest 2 year old in existance.
we watched shrek 2 and then i put her to bed.
made thirty dollars for like i think two hours.
and all i did was watch one and a half movies.
sweet.