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It was Justin's birthday a couple days ago. We ended up going to Canada so he and DJ could go bar hopping. Apryl went with us too, to keep me from being bored. We drove to the border to go to Canada and the lady was interrogating me. She asked where we were going, and I obviously thought Canada. However, my first response was Toledo, for no reason. Justin luckily said Windsor over me since I had no idea where we were going in Canada. That could have got us searched. Anyway, Justin and DJ hit up Voodoo, so we left for a coffee shop. I got a hot apple cider with caramel drink, which was excellent. Anyway, after the shop, we ran into Justin and DJ. DJ was drunk, Justin was getting there. DJ seems to be a lightweight. They hit up another bar, Reactor. Apryl and I walked around, then went to a Lebanese place. It was good. We then went outside and some Canadian girls were drunk and one short one was in a shopping cart. Someone pushed her off a curb into the street and she smacked the ground really hard. It was hilarious. Justin called and we decided to meet up somewhere, so we did. Justin was entirely wasted. DJ had thrown up earlier and Justin was going to. Apryl carried him and DJ, and some guy was like, "Have another drink." Justin responded with a, "Yeahhhhhh," and a thumbs up. Justin then broke free and started walking, then puked all over himself and all over the place. He had to sit down, then puked more. Some Canadians walked by and were like, "Good job." Justin was like, "Yeah! It's my birthday!" They clapped and said Happy Birthday. Apryl got the car. We luckily got out of there, without Justin blowing it for us since he was drunk. On the way home, he and DJ kept asking if we hit the border yet, and what Apryl and I did when they were at the bar. We stopped so Justin could piss and he found a bathroom, and pissed all over the toilet apparently. Then when we drove some more, Justin started talking about what he said and did. Apparently he hit on a girl who was taken, so he responded with, "It's alright baby, I'm sure I have a bigger penis than he does, but you probably love him for who he is, and he probably plays with big hockey sticks to compensate." That was hilarious. Then he gave us advice, "Hey guys, seriously do not have sex with Canadian girls. When they orgasm, they cum out maple syrup, and you get stuck. Seriously, I know." Then he started talking about sex with girls, Canadian bacon, and maple syrup all in the same sentence. Anyway, that night was hilarious. There were a bunch of other stories, but that would be a lot of typing.