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[eternalbitching]

Yo, Itachi. Was passing by that room of yours and saw a pile of some shit. Think it's that asshole Leader trying to make up for missing your birthday.

Clean that shit up. I can't pray when I'm surrounded by your fucking girly messes.

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he is going to kill you all

[xenoliths]

This is quite a birthday gift.

but they love him sfm

[eternalbitching]

The fuck is it? He never got me a damn present.

DIE

[xenoliths]

Did you want one?

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

[eternalbitching]

Want what? What the hell is it?

FINE TEMPORARY DECAPITATION

[xenoliths]

Suspiciously enough, it's clay.

I wonder.

BUT MOMMY IT HURTS

[eternalbitching]

Only asshole here who thinks that shit's useful is Deidara.

STOP BITCHIN'

[xenoliths]

It seems our culprit recently stole from his room.

THAT'S ALSO IMPOSSIBLE

[eternalbitching]

He can't steal from his own fucking room.

then i should end my own life

[xenoliths]

I assumed.

i support this

[eternalbitching]

He's trying to kill you again, isn't he? Fucking prick.

asshole

[xenoliths]

Surely he'd take credit if that were the case.

TY TY

[eternalbitching]

Who the hell's it gonna be? Kisame?

[xenoliths]

Kisame is absent.

[eternalbitching]

Whatever. Good fucking thing I saw that shit before Deidara set it off.

[xenoliths]

Ah. You're glad I was unharmed?

[eternalbitching]

You think I wanted to clean your pretty ass up? Would've fed your leftovers to Sharky.