May 15, 2006 12:58
Have you noticed how when you use google, inevitably a side ad will pop up from ebay telling you that you can find whatever you are looking for there? Some things don't come up, they must have a filter (I tried "giant turds". No luck.) But some things that are silly do come up. Susan and I are in the market for a new kitten, and the LJWorld classifieds thus far have not delivered. So, on a whim, I googled "free kittens". And whadaya know, ebay claims it can get me "Free kittens for less." For less, you say? How nice. I like to pay less than free for my free kittens.
Just for fun I googled a few other silly things. Here are some things ebay thinks it can help you find:
Used Kleenex
Dookie [I am such a child]
Useless crap
Shrunken heads
Toilet water
Elephant dung
Severed fingers
And, the best by far -- Dead cats. "Browse a huge selection now" it says!
Child labor, cannibals and foreskin could not be found at ebay. Amazon.com, however, thinks it has what you need!
It's fun, try it! If you are really bored, it might keep you entertained for a few minutes.