Holy Fucking Shitballs.
No, seriously. You need to go to this site.
WARNING! You need to go there, but NOT if you have recently eaten or will soon be eating or are even thinking about eating!
I don't even remember what I was googling that brought me to this. But it is a total gem! I laughed out loud. I groaned out loud. I nearly gagged. Literally, hand-over-the-mouth disgust. But don't let that stop you from going there!!
Here are some choice quotes:
Regarding pickled pork rinds: "There is also a red starburst proudly proclaiming 'Nuevo Envase de Vidrio Reusable'. Not knowing much Spanish, I could only assume that meant 'Oh Crap -- A Jar of Skin!'"
On the aroma of his prison-brew white wine: "This one's aroma was slightly more earthy. Do you know that smell of grass right after it's cut? That's nice. I was just making chit-chat, because this smelled like rotten eggs tucked into the anus of a dead cat."
Eeewwww! Okay I'm not gonna give you anymore because you need to see this shit for yourselves. A lot of it is actual food that you yourself could purchase but thanks to this brave soul, will never have to! Fans of the show FearFactor will enjoy this site. darkyak will probably enjoy this site (his humor reminds me of you!). Anyone curious about international cuisine will...enjoy...no, that's a lie. This site will make you want to eat fries and pizza for the rest of your life and never try anything new ever again.
Well, go already!
WARNING! You need to go there, but NOT if you have recently eaten or will soon be eating or are even thinking about eating!
I don't even remember what I was googling that brought me to this. But it is a total gem! I laughed out loud. I groaned out loud. I nearly gagged. Literally, hand-over-the-mouth disgust. But don't let that stop you from going there!!
Here are some choice quotes:
Regarding pickled pork rinds: "There is also a red starburst proudly proclaiming 'Nuevo Envase de Vidrio Reusable'. Not knowing much Spanish, I could only assume that meant 'Oh Crap -- A Jar of Skin!'"
On the aroma of his prison-brew white wine: "This one's aroma was slightly more earthy. Do you know that smell of grass right after it's cut? That's nice. I was just making chit-chat, because this smelled like rotten eggs tucked into the anus of a dead cat."
Eeewwww! Okay I'm not gonna give you anymore because you need to see this shit for yourselves. A lot of it is actual food that you yourself could purchase but thanks to this brave soul, will never have to! Fans of the show FearFactor will enjoy this site. darkyak will probably enjoy this site (his humor reminds me of you!). Anyone curious about international cuisine will...enjoy...no, that's a lie. This site will make you want to eat fries and pizza for the rest of your life and never try anything new ever again.
Well, go already!