it would seem that
plastic lord elrond has left me in charge of his, um, little science project. it involves mice.
3000 of them. i can handle this. no problem. small vicious furry rodents (not at all like hamster jeff), what harm can they do locked in their cages?
i'm not at all sure how long this experiment will last, but I'm supposed to keep an eye on them and if the mice do anything of interest i'm supposed to log it in the "interesting things mice get up to, especially when they think no one is looking" journal. circus tricks perhaps? maybe they swallow swords and juggle fire. now that i'd like to see.