maybe if you asked politely...

[aviana]

Dear Sharks of the Atlantic Ocean,
I'll to be going to the beach fairly often this summer.
so please don't eat me.
thanks.

ps. go for the 100% asians. they probably taste like sushi. & i know how you love your raw fish.

love,
aviana.

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Dear Bears of the New York State,
i doubt i'll run into you this summer but if i do,
dont eat me.
thanks.

love,
aviana.

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Dear Ducks from the pond at Tuckahoe,
you smell.
but please don't bite me.

love,
aviana

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Dear Lightning & Electricity in general,
thanks for everything,
but please don't strike/electricute me.

love,
aviana

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Dear Murderers/Rapists/Muggers,
please stop.

love,
aviana.

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Dear Used Heroine Needles, Broken Pieces of Glass, & Used Condoms on New York State Beaches,
please dont come anywhere near me.
thanks.

love,
aviana

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Dear Avian Bird Flu, Ebola Virus, all STDs, Mad Cow Disease, AIDS & Sars,
um, good job lowering the overpopulation rate, i guess?
but please don't infect me.
thanks.

love,
aviana.