I love my paper-shreader
I love my shreader because:
it was purchased just today, and I never owned any shreders before this one
working with it can be just as philosophical or just as plain as it's user
it does just one thing, but it does it well, when it wants
it has its own personality
it helps us, humans, return remains of the trees back to the nature
it is a bare necessity for every person with documents
it converts 3 pounds of paper into a 3 pounds of paper (albeit in a more fluffy and unreadable condition)
destroying papers is a liberating experience (most of the time)
people who use shreader a lot generally sleep better.
Good nite!..