picspam: why i'll never find love
I'd like to begin by blaming this on zinke and her fabulous Space Cowboys Picspam, in which she stated "these guys have all but ruined me for anyone else". I realized long ago that my chances of being happy with anyone normal are slim to none - I'm forever going to be on the lookout for some forbidden, angsty, intergalactic soulmate.
So I started thinking about my favorite characters and what traits they might have in common so I'll have an idea of what to look for in reality! Here's what I came up with.
I need a soulmate who...
1. Makes jokes in inappropriate situations.
Somewhere in the distance they could hear Peeves zooming through the corriders singing a victory song of his own composition:
We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one,
And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!
"Really gives a feeling for the scope and tragedy of the thing, doesn't it?" said Ron, pushing open a door to let Harry and Hermione through.
Her'ak:No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!
2. Goes against authority for the greater good.
3. I can't have (at least not at first).
4. Can rock a t-shirt.
5. Can rock a skirt.
(Okay, so you can't SEE the skirt - it's impossible to find decent 24 screencaps - but she IS rocking it. She's rocking the top pretty hard, too.)
6. Will kiss me in the middle of a battle just for the hell of it.
7. Looks sexy with a gun and isn't afraid to use it...
8. ...or looks sexy with a gun and is terrified to use it.
(Like I said - impossible to find decent 24 screencaps.)
9. Saves the world and/or humanity on a regular basis.
10. Won't give up on me, at the risk of their own demise, even when I'm facing certain death/may already be dead.
Now, I'm not picky. I can probably make do with 7/10 of these traits. If anyone knows someone who might fit this bill, you guys know how to reach me.
So I started thinking about my favorite characters and what traits they might have in common so I'll have an idea of what to look for in reality! Here's what I came up with.
I need a soulmate who...
1. Makes jokes in inappropriate situations.
Somewhere in the distance they could hear Peeves zooming through the corriders singing a victory song of his own composition:
We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one,
And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!
"Really gives a feeling for the scope and tragedy of the thing, doesn't it?" said Ron, pushing open a door to let Harry and Hermione through.
Her'ak:No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!
2. Goes against authority for the greater good.
3. I can't have (at least not at first).
4. Can rock a t-shirt.
5. Can rock a skirt.
(Okay, so you can't SEE the skirt - it's impossible to find decent 24 screencaps - but she IS rocking it. She's rocking the top pretty hard, too.)
6. Will kiss me in the middle of a battle just for the hell of it.
7. Looks sexy with a gun and isn't afraid to use it...
8. ...or looks sexy with a gun and is terrified to use it.
(Like I said - impossible to find decent 24 screencaps.)
9. Saves the world and/or humanity on a regular basis.
10. Won't give up on me, at the risk of their own demise, even when I'm facing certain death/may already be dead.
Now, I'm not picky. I can probably make do with 7/10 of these traits. If anyone knows someone who might fit this bill, you guys know how to reach me.