HOLY.
CRAP.
HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP
.... y-you know
that thing I said about how someone needs to get shot.
WELL DAMN I DIDN'T MEAN HIM.
Let me just reinforce my love for you, Shizuo, you are amazing, one of the most badass people I've ever seen in an anime and I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE SO COOL, AND I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE DEAD.
It's not that I refuse to (though partly), but I... I don't know. It doesn't make sense to me. And it's just so anti-climactic. Just three shots by gross and unimportant people, then he's dead? And when things actually begin to get serious? I'm not buying it. I will take back what I said about getting shot and dying and/or disappearing for the rest of the anime because 1) I will not be happy if that happens and 2) Durarara!! is still full of surprises even if you attempt to get ahead of it.
He could be stabbed and still move around like nothing's wrong, so I could understand him fainting at least if he was shot thrice, BUT I STILL SAY HE'S ALIVE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING ELSE. This is. It's preposterous. I can think of more reasons plot-wise why he should be alive, so anything besides that, makes no sense to me. Lalalalala.
HE IS NOT GOING TO BE LIKE MATT (who died in the same? episode he appeared, and yet is still my favorite in the whole DN fandom and the first chara I've ever RP'd seriously) OR MELLO (who died because of a stupid girl in a stupid fire and everything is stupidstupidstupid). NOT, I SAY.
ps. KIDA I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID GANG OF STUPID. STOP BEING STUPID, STUPIDHEAD.
I mean, in a literal sense, I'm not right, because that wasn't dramatic at all, but wtf, I'm not making theories about anything ever again. /hidesss