Would You Like Fries With That?
So I didn't get the job at b&q, my mum says thats a good thing, they turned me down because (and i quote) "you are too much of a free thinker for this position" FUCK ME SIDEWAYS how can you get turned down on that basis? do they think I'm going to get all radical with the pot plants? Anyway. My mum suggested I apply at mac donalds. NO. It's against my ethics, and I'd look fat in the uniform, and if the uniform didn't do it, the fried would. So here is me, the jobless bum, hoorah!. I feel quite cheerful actually, I am allowed to go and see my grandad, so off I trot, tomorrow like a good girl, straight from school. I gotta go do my hair, but i got plans for this lj, just you wait and see
MWAHAHAHAHA!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!