this is weird.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Monday I put gum in love_kills___x's hair (-12 points). In October I bought porn for chescoman (10 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ursohoty (-5000 points). In February I helped ambulancexbang see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5002 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
avengexmyxghost