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Imagine that Tesseract was not the only thing to be found in Tønsberg - after all, something - or even someone had to bring it to Earth, no? And while Schmidt got the cube… Howard managed to get his hands on the alien remains that came with it.
And Tony is the product of Howard’s experiments with it.
And of course whatever race the corpse was from - they age much, much slower than humans do. But no worries! Stark the elder found a way to cover it up - either with magic (which I find far more likely, because, let’s face it, Howard never did even manage to make a car fly. Holograms - ones that respond to touch - are still far beyond him). I know there was a prompt somewhere in the previous rounds that is quite similar, BUT. While I want whatever Howard did to hide Tony malfunction, I don’t want a teenage!Tony. More along the lines of Tony looking 4-5 years old in his real form.
Please give me some shocked!Avengers, and horrified!Thor and Loki, because even in Asgard they don’t et children that young into battles.
+ If the remains are Aesir in origin (they still age slower - even without the Apples, right?)
+ Thor/Loki somehow recognize kid!Tony for what he is and, for once, work together to “keep him safe and away from SHIELD”
+ for still-deviously-smart!Tony, who tries and tries to insist tat he’s fine, everything’s fine, he wasn’t hurt etc. but nobody’s buying it because, well, he’s 5.
In my little world all of the above (the not-mine-child thing) would explain why Howard acted like such an ass when Tony was even younger. After all, he (Stark the eldest) never did get emotionally attached to “the alien kid”.
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Someone! Please do it!
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Maybe the playboy thing was a disguised need for his mother? Taking whatever he could get...
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So...I've finally given in and decided to share this (I'm the one who asked the questions about how to handle the sex thing). It is a work in progress, sorry (I tried to hold off posting until I finished it, but...didn't. You should at least get five chapters fairly quickly before I catch up to myself). Also, I kind of didn't fulfill the prompt exactly (sorry again), in that Howard is still his father, but other than that it's more or less what you asked for.
...hopefully you notice this considering I've apparently been sitting on this for almost three years. It seriously does not feel that long. If it helps, I started writing it long enough ago that it isn't really compliant with the newer movies. Not least because I haven't actually seen any of the ones that weren't Tony-centric. Which makes me feel very underqualified to write something that really needs a better understanding of Thor and his people, but that's what google's for, right? Anyway...hope you do find this and enjoy.
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