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ROUND TWO
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Please use this format: Steve/Tony, Tony needs help adjusting his arc reactor ; ( Read more... )
“Thisssss isss not the place for your shenaniganssss!” Tony put down the blowtorch and lifted the welder's mask from his face.
“You feeling all right, Nick? Sssounds like you've got sssomething in your throat.” He mimicked the S.H.I.E.L.D. director with a self-satisfied smirk on his face. Fury continued hissing angrily at the billionaire as Agent Coulson and Darcy slipped through the glass doors.
“Hey Fury,” Darcy said with emphasis on the name. “Why don't we go back to your office, I'll draw up the paperwork for Tony here-” The bald man cut her off with a strong hiss and she winced, stepping away. Coulson put a hand on the girl's shoulder and squeezed once in reassurance, words spoken too low for Tony to understand from his position behind the desk. They made an odd picture, Fury glaring at Tony (well, that was actually nothing new) with Darcy and Coulson both attempting to calm the man down to his usual levels of implacable calm and familiar low-level exasperation with Tony. (It was a mostly harmless prank for the entrance. It's not like Tony meant to send half of a S.H.I.E.L.D. unit to the hospital, Fury had to understand that. Tony had even picked up all the medical bills!)
“Okay, have I missed something?” Tony interjected as Darcy put a hand on Fury's arm soothingly and Coulson listened intently as his superior continued talking in whatever language this was. “Did a secret club go around teaching all S.H.I.E.L.D. employees how to talk to each other as snakes?” He yelped as Loki suddenly materialized in the reflection of the side mirror of the Maserati and then was suddenly perched on the hood of the car. Clad in his green and gold armor, Loki leaned forward and listened, staring directly at the trio in front of him for a long moment. It almost sounded like Fury was whining, though Tony still couldn't understand a thing.
The genius tapped gently at his tablet computer for JARVIS to start recording this language; maybe he could analyze it later with some privacy. Before the AI could begin running the program, the computer shorted out. Tony's head snapped up and Loki waggled his fingers before opening his mouth.
All Tony heard from the god was a series of hisses that rose and fell with different cadences. Coulson crossed his arms as Darcy stuck out her tongue and the god continued - not really speaking but voicing whatever language this was. Fury finally let out a loud sigh and his eye rolled. Loki grinned brightly and uncrossed his legs, sliding off the car.
Fury twisted his head so far back to glare at Tony as he walked out with the mischief-maker that Tony was surprised there were bones in his neck. Darcy and Coulson followed, the young woman keeping up a stream of chatter directed toward Loki. Tony caught sight of the god smiling indulgently and reaching out to stroke her left cheek fondly before the elevator doors closed.
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I love it! I just love how everybody ignores Tony.
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