Meme timez

[avengemyfather]

"If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?"

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[offends_shadows]

Morning, tiger. *grins* Who wants a blowjob before breakfast?

[avengemyfather]

apSADFbsdnhs..... XD

[offends_shadows]

*grins moar*

Was that a volunteer?

[avengemyfather]

Grow breast and we'll talk, sweetheart.

There is room for only one man in my life.

[offends_shadows]

But my chest looks nice how it is, baby. Breasts would ruin my lines.

Aw, don't be like that, Leland. One blowjob does not a bromance make. I mean, I'm a one-bro guy myself -- this is just for fun. C'mon . . . I've been told I've got a mouth like a hoover, just like the kid in Cruel Intentions.

[avengemyfather]

I like cushions, what can I say? Big cushions, little cushions, round cushions...cushiony cushions.

But, Fletcher might never forgive me of my indiscretions. Never. How could I ever explain it to him.

Also, a mouth like a hoover?...That sounds...intriguing.

[offends_shadows]

Oh, I'm a great fan of the cushions. *he sighs* There's nothing quite like the feel of a nice pair of tits, is there? They're just, you know -- baller. But I'm just as hot as any chick, bro, no lie.

Oberon, well . . . he's not exactly the faithful sort. Although we've not really discussed the boning of other dudes, so maybe it's chill. Either way -- would they ever have to know?

*he licks his lips* Doesn't it, though?

[avengemyfather]

As much as I'd love to agree, I'm going to have to stick with the fairer sex being hotter. Sorry. [He laughs]

Oh well, truth in that statement does exist. Shh, our secret is safe with me.

[He laughs again, shaking his head.] Find me a true blooded male that doesn't think that, and I'll become a blooding priest.