my oath too you
too all of my lovely friends and especially all you whoers, this is my oath to you -
# When you are sad . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking weasel who made you sad.
# When you are scared . . . I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
# When you are worried, . . . I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
# When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain it to you.
# When you are lost . . . I will answer my phone and give you directions.
# When you are sick . . . I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain
god.
# And when you fall . . . I will point and laugh at you.
peace out slags!
# When you are sad . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking weasel who made you sad.
# When you are scared . . . I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
# When you are worried, . . . I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
# When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain it to you.
# When you are lost . . . I will answer my phone and give you directions.
# When you are sick . . . I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain
god.
# And when you fall . . . I will point and laugh at you.
peace out slags!