Stolen from Michelle, who stole it from Ilan!
If I were a month, I'd be: October.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Thursday...Thor's day, bitches!
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 5a.m.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A sea snake.
If I were a direction, I'd be: Northwest
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust or Pride.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: NOT BENJAMIN FRANKLIN! XD Probably like Clara Barton or some other battlefield nurse.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Vanilla Chai Latte.
If I were a tree, I'd be: An old creepy gnarled tree in a forest clearing.
If I were a bird, I'd be: A harpey eagle so I could eat monkeys.
If I were a tool, I'd be: A sledgehammer.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: A rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: A thunderstorm.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A basilisk.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A Flying V guitar.
If I were an animal, I'd be: A skunk :3
If I were a color, I'd be: Dark red.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Anger.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A Turnip. Mainly because I love that word, I don;t think I've ever actually eaten one.
If I were a sound, I'd be: A scream.
If I were an element, I'd be: Lithium.
If I were a car, I'd be: A fuscia Challenger or an all-black Charger.
If I were a song, I'd be: Mask of Sanity, by Children of Bodom
If I were a movie, I'd be: Last of the Mohicans...or maybe Van Helsing *shifty eyes*
If I were a book, I'd be: Venomous, by Kristopher Krovatin
If I were a food, I'd be: A meatball...I'm full of meat.
If I were a place, I'd be: Siberia
If I were a material, I'd be: Black Lace
If I were a taste, I'd be: Blood.
If I were a scent, I'd be: Jasmine and Sandalwood.
If I were a religion, I'd be: Something earth-related.
If I were a word, I'd be: Militia.
If I were an object, I'd be: A mushroom.
If I were a body part, I'd be: A nice set of tits.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A smirk.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Art.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Misty!!!!!
If I were a shape, I'd be a: A fingerprint.
If I were a number, I'd be: 4.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Thursday...Thor's day, bitches!
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 5a.m.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A sea snake.
If I were a direction, I'd be: Northwest
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust or Pride.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: NOT BENJAMIN FRANKLIN! XD Probably like Clara Barton or some other battlefield nurse.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Vanilla Chai Latte.
If I were a tree, I'd be: An old creepy gnarled tree in a forest clearing.
If I were a bird, I'd be: A harpey eagle so I could eat monkeys.
If I were a tool, I'd be: A sledgehammer.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: A rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: A thunderstorm.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A basilisk.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A Flying V guitar.
If I were an animal, I'd be: A skunk :3
If I were a color, I'd be: Dark red.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Anger.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A Turnip. Mainly because I love that word, I don;t think I've ever actually eaten one.
If I were a sound, I'd be: A scream.
If I were an element, I'd be: Lithium.
If I were a car, I'd be: A fuscia Challenger or an all-black Charger.
If I were a song, I'd be: Mask of Sanity, by Children of Bodom
If I were a movie, I'd be: Last of the Mohicans...or maybe Van Helsing *shifty eyes*
If I were a book, I'd be: Venomous, by Kristopher Krovatin
If I were a food, I'd be: A meatball...I'm full of meat.
If I were a place, I'd be: Siberia
If I were a material, I'd be: Black Lace
If I were a taste, I'd be: Blood.
If I were a scent, I'd be: Jasmine and Sandalwood.
If I were a religion, I'd be: Something earth-related.
If I were a word, I'd be: Militia.
If I were an object, I'd be: A mushroom.
If I were a body part, I'd be: A nice set of tits.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A smirk.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Art.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Misty!!!!!
If I were a shape, I'd be a: A fingerprint.
If I were a number, I'd be: 4.